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PETA Hoodie

An animal rights organization. Contrary to popular belief, PETA does not stand for "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals," but "Poorly Educated Teen Activists," due to the fact that this organization thrives on the support of gullible preteen emo crybabies who would do anything to help a cause, even if it means ruining a couple lives. Ingrid Newkirk, a tyranical, psychotic bitch, who claimed, in her will, that she would like her dead body to be barbecued and eaten, runs PETA with an iron fist and only steps out of the shadows for a quick publicity shot. Her gopher-like complexion and high-pitched chipmunk-like voice, laced with a British accent, makes her easy to spot in a crowd. Newkirk is also known as the Furher of the new Fourth Reich, and the third anti-christ, but these are speculations at best. Like other radical groups, PETA frowns on free will amongst its members. This is evident on the PETA2 boards, where anything that, and anyone who, does not support PETA's insane mantra is automatically squashed and deleted. This is to prevent the further contamination of PETA's brainwashed "Hitler youth." The organization has supported many outlandish campaigns, such as the Holocaust On Your Plate campaign and the Your Mommy/Daddy Kills Animals pamphlets they hand out to 2nd graders with the intent to make the kids' parents beat the shit out of the activist who handed out the material. However, PETA is the most notorious for their bogus (and rather idiotic) "Kentucky Fried Cruelty" campaign, sparking activists across the country to unite in a BS cause that has been disputed over and over again to people who do nothing but cover their ears and go "LALALALALALALA!!!" Each KFC protest requires three things: 1. Two stick figures and some idiot in a chicken suit. 2. Cardboard signs saying something retarded like "KFC TORCHURZ CHIKIES OMFG!!11!" or "I'M A LOSER WHO CAN'T GET LAID!" 3. The inability to shut the fuck up. Other PETA protests, not specifically about KFC, can be recognized by the loud-mouthed stick-like vegan dumbasses wearing white shirts and shouting obscenities to no one in particular while holding up "IF U EET MEET U R GAY" signs. These "stick-like vegan dumbasses" (known as "Petardus Nobrainus" in scientific circles), can be recognized by their pale skin color, PETA logos on everything they wear, and the inability to keep their mouth shut for even the smallest iota of time. If a PETA groupie attacks, lash out with a quick dose of Laughter, or, if that fails, kick them in the shins until they cry uncle.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24
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