Netflix and Bill

The act of watching Bill Nye on Netflix for the sole purpose of sexual gratification. Due to recent popularity (#NetflixNBill), the phrase has grown to encompass many more variants, including: The act of watching Bill Cosby stand-up on Netflix to cope with the loss of a pudding cup you once dropped on accident. It was a Tuesday. The act of watching Bill Engvall on Netflix while tripping acid to understand that love equals geometry, and my arm feels just fine. The act of binge-watching all Bill Murray movies on Netflix simultaneously on multiple monitors (for sexual gratification). The act of watching Bill Clinton documentaries on Netflix because he's your father and this is the only way you get to spend time with him. The act of playing Bill Maher and Bill O'Reilly (on Netflix) on two tablets for the sole purposes of putting the screens together to make them kiss (for sexual gratification). The act of donning a sturdy duck's bill and committing a vicious bludgeoning-by-peck murder of someone who was watching Netflix. The act of playing Schoolhouse Rock's 'I'm Just a Bill' on Netflix while watching Netflix for the sole purposes of starting an uncomfortable political argument to avoid sex (for sexual gratification).