nerva Hoodie
A 5'3 male with a big personality. You can often find him yelling slurs in his sleep. Don't give him alcohol! It activates an inner superpower that makes him unbearable ASF. The only three words in his vocabulary are watermelon, fuck, and chicken. He often ponders his self created moral dilemma in which one time he brought home a store bought rotisserie chicken, set it on the counter and fucked the shit out of it. He put it back in his fridge for some time and for dinner took it out for him to eat. He wonders: is there anything wrong with what he did? Nobody has ever found out and it was mostly harmless except for the third degree burns now present on his penis. Anyway, he ate watermelon after. Back to the subject at hand, Nerva is a short but mighty man. As often stated by those around him, it might be tiny but its mighty! Speaking of his height of course. His dark melanin chocolate covered skin is loved by every single person to grace his presence. The only thing that could ever elevate such presence is the action of him taking off his shirt. At his best, he is built like a fucking dorito; lately he has been laying on da snacks too much and not laying dat pipe. In his past time you can find him at his desk with his shmeat in his hands or lying in bed doing absolutely fucking nothing. Some may call him a bum. Others see him as a god. Me? Oh he's just Nerva.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!