Murphdiver Hoodie
The undisputed ruler of Murphnation. Scholars have previously maintained that this individual was, in fact, a chick. In light of recent evidence this has, in fact, been proven false. Murphdiver was apparently around when Jesus Christ allegedly cured a man from blindness; this information is misleading. Murphdiver walked into the room and the pure brightness of his presence cured this man of all ailments, to include his sexual diseases and apparent blindness. Throughout history, many events have been credited to several supposedly-influential people. These are all ridiculously bogus. Murphdiver has been directly responsible for all of history's greatest triumphs and defeats. The Holy Roman Empire once described this natural phenomenon as "Murphus Tempestas." From this, the colloquialism "shit storm" was born. The universe as we know it was created in Murphdiver's bathroom after he had defecated into a large mixing bowl, upon which he subsequently ejaculated. Astrologists describe this as either one of two things: the Big Bang Theory, or the Collision Theory. The choice is yours. Murphdiver spent the majority of one of his 6,798 lives in city of New Orleans, Louisiana. He now resides in Shreveport, Louisiana, where he can be found spending his time working on the mythical Boeing B-52H Stratofortress, watching LSU/New Orleans Saints football and drinking His Holy Elixir, Budweiser Light. He is a benevolent ruler, though at times, history has shown that he has a propensity for "smacking bitches around with his ring hand." Recent examples of this include the U.S. stock market, Iraq and the global war on terrorism. The tsunami that devasted the islands of Indonesia was actually developed by the windstorm created as his flatulence. Indonesia was just in the direction that he farted. The great flooding that was thought to be caused by Hurricane Katrina was actually the result of a drunken rage in which Murphdiver utilized a dark alley in uptown New Orleans so that he could relieve his bladder. It is not his fault if several unknown people mistook this as "flooding," or "water damage." In all, Murphdiver is quite the amazing individual, and we should all be thankful that we're allowed to live in such prosperity thanks to his mercy.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.