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There's actually no real meaning to the word mosher. It is something that chavs made up to describe anyone ages 25- that doesn't follow the mainstream of being a chav. However, as i know what is classed as a mosher, i shall pretend for a while that it does exist. A generalisation of a mosher is to wear black, baggy clothing, worship satan, slit your own wrists and want to kill all chavs. The majority of this is pure bull though. I myself am what people would call a 'mosher'. However, i am currently wearing BLUE 3/4 trousers and a WHITE T-shirt. The only black im wearing is socks and boxers! Wrist slitting really shouldnt be generalised with a specific kind of people... Many, many people do it when they are depressed... Not just kids who want to be cool, many adults who are struggling, even chavs sometimes... So saying its a scummy emo mosher thing to do is pathetic, stupid and altogether false! The whole satanist thing is crap too.. Just because i like rock music doesn't mean i believe almight lucifer will rise... I'm not a satanist.. I actually believe in God, which is a very rare thing amongst todays youth. I don't let it effect my life though, i still swear, and often do bad things because it is fun or i just don't care... Many people who say they are moshers also say that they twat the crap out of any chav who walks by, or they can take on a group of 10 chavs... Can they balls! Granted, chavs are soft compared to most of todays society, but that is exactly why they hang around in extremely large groups of 40+. Chavs will only pick a fight with a person on their own or a group of people that are severely outnumbered by the chavs. I am a member of a large group of alternative friends which consists of 'moshers', emo kids, goths, skaters and rockers. There are about 38 of us altogether, but usually only about 5-15 out at a time. We don't go around randomly hospitalising chavs, because this is stupid. It is stupid because everyone would be sent down for a gang attack, and also, chavs have friends. If you take down one chav, their friends and their friends friends etc. will come looking for you. It is dangerous to fight chavs, not short term but long term. If a group of chavs (group, no single chavs have the guts to) try to start a fight with me or me and friends, I/we just ignore them, for we have a higher intellect than chavs. If someone tells you they have taken out 5 chavs, they are lying. Or at least, if they are telling the truth, you won't know them for much longer. REAL moshers only fight back when it is vital. People think that moshers are scary and look like they are out for trouble. This is ironic, however, as it is the chavs that are out looking to start fights with any randomer who walks by. Moshers are actually peace keepers.. Well, peace in violence... They are quite loud :P. My group of friends generally just tries to stay away from chavs.. We do skateboarding, music playing (many of us play instruments), or listen to music rather loud. We only really listen to loud music when in town centres though, not in housing estates, so we don't really interrupt anyones sleep. If you want someone to have fun with and keep out of fights with and just generally be friends with, then you are looking for a mosher. Sometimes scary on the outside, mostly friendly and sweet on the inside.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

SamNov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K.Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S.Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i.Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex SadlerSep 24

Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!

Alex SadlerSep 24

Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!

LolSep 14

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KakkakajsAug 27

i said shart and wore it to a party

i dont e.Jul 4

wrote shart and wore it to a party

tyler j.Jul 4

SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C.Jul 1

why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

WhyMay 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

GillianApr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s.Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

HaroldMar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M.Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S.Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M.Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G.Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h.Feb 16
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