meurf Hoodie
The term 'meurf' was coined in late 2004 to early 2005 by one, Saad Khan. It has since been used to describe any cute, cuddly animal, human being or inanimate object. There are 3 different levels of meurf which are followed by the ultimate meurf judge --- "Salad". Meurf Level 1 - Must be declared within the neonatal period of life (first 28 days) and must be approved unanimously by all 3 major Salad judges. (Tahir, Nasir and Saad) Meurf Level 2 - Can be declared at the first month of life or up till the end of the first year. This level continues until the end of the 3rd year of life. It is considered easier for an individual to be declared a Meurf Level 2 after they have been a Meurf Level 1, but it is not a needed prerequisite. Meurf Level 3 - After the Meurf Level 2 has completed their term as a level 3, they may either register to become a Level 3 or may decide to directly become a Salad. It is recommended by the judges that an extraordinarily cute meurf be a Level 3 meurf to get all the benefits but the meurf may decide to be a Salad if they wish. Salad - The Salads is an elite group of Meurf judges which rule all the different levels of meurfs. An opposing group is the 'Pop Tarts'. There is a strict rule that no Salad directly identify themselves as a 'Pop Tart', unless in a mocking or joking matter, such as the founder Saad Khan does from time to time. Entry into the Salads is the most difficult, which is why it is recommended a meurf become a Level 3 Meurf before they apply to be a Meurf. **Granting meurfness (or becoming meurfed) is very easy if the applicant is a direct relative of any Salad member. **There is a 90% acceptance rate for Meurf Level 1 applicants **There is a 70% acceptance rate for Meurf Level 2 applicants that have not been Meurf Level 1s and a 97% chance if they have been Level 1 meurfs. **There is a 50% chance for Meurf Level 3 applicants to be accepted. Being a Meurf level 2 is needed to become a meurf Level 3. **There is a 1% acceptance rate to becoming a Salad. There is rigorous test which must be passed which includes testing of awkwardness, how good the individual is at detecting awkwardness, level of creativity, efficiency of using Microsoft Paint, amiability and scandaliciousness. It is recommended a Salad applicant to purchase a foreign Black car with a tan interior. **IT IS NOT NEEDED FOR A MEURF TO BE A HUMAN BEING.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased