Maria Hoodie
Generally, an awesome person and the girl next door every guy wishes he had. She can be funny and possess one of the best laughs you will ever hear. Marias typically have light brown skin (although they may tell you they are pale), juicy kidneys, and have been spotted with abnormally long middle toe fingers and a unibrow. A Maria has a contagious smile. When speaking to a Maria, it is hard not to smile, which may confuse her and result in a comical face that will undoubtedly make you laugh. A Maria is typically feisty. It is not uncommon for her to punch people at work/school. If she punches you, it is a sign of affection - just punch her back. A Maria mostly avoids showing affection by more common means; however, an intoxicated Maria could demand your close presence and even pet your arm. A Maria may tell you she gets clingy clingy when drunk and doesn’t like the vulnerable way she feels in this state. This further emphasizes her girl next door persona, as the innocence required to tell that to a guy and expect him to not immediately leave to buy a bottle of her favorite tequila is impressive. It is common for a Maria to listen to salsa music at very loud volumes shortly after waking. This can cause strain on close relationships. Her smile may ease this pain, but is likely not sufficient. Losing a Maria would be a harsh reality and it should be avoided. If you can get her to hold your hand you should never let go, use handcuffs if necessary.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased