lapdance Hoodie
a type of sexual tease involving a woman (usually) dancing provocatively in a man's (usually) lap. they can be paid for at strip clubs. eg: natalie stripped to her underwear and began to grind against carl's leg. carl could hardly contain his excitement. his dick was getting harder. natalie smiled and began to teasingly ease off her bra, revealing a sexy pair of big, juicy, perfectly round and plump tits, which bounced up and down as she breathed. they shone in the light and carl gulped thirstily. natalie lifted a teasing hand to stroke one of the round breasts. she continued to rub her breasts across carl's face slowly, carl's breathing grew heavier his hands grabbed natalies hips and made them grind against his rock hard dick.she took control and grinded even harder on his crotch. carls face went red. natalie got off his lap. she bent over sexily, her pleasingly rounded buttock pressing against carl. she wore a thong, whose ribbon slid between her ample asscheeks more the further she bent down. she began to rub her ass all over carl, a sensation nothing short of pure heaven. he let out some gasps of delight and natalie rubbed harder and harder, her face blushing as she concentrated. though carl wasnt looking at her face. he was only mesmerized by her fat, ridiculously juicy ass, and her equally juicy tits. carl blew his load soon, after pulling down his pants. it landed on natalies tits. she pushed each voluptuous breast up to her mouth and licked all the cum off.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased