Kang (Revised) Hoodie
A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system. It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color. When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased