judiah Hoodie
Judiah comes from an ancient long-lived tribe of Judiahs spanning back to 1998. Though Judiah was the first and last Judiah, he was still awesome. Upon meeting a Judiah you will encounter various aspects of the Judiah. He may speak French, decipher Morse Cose, or recite the full length of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven." The idealized greeting to a Judiah is to avoid eye contact for 32 seconds, outreach your arm for a shake, retract, then offer again and drastically change your hand to a fist bump. Take the Judiah's now-fist hand and akwardly shake it. To verify you possess a real Judiah measure his blood for sulfuric acid. If the quantity is above 0% it is likely actually an Eldrich Horror. Do not panic, just get a towel. Judiahs are notoriously allergic to oxymorons. They also kind of love them sooo... A Judiah will likely offer to watch "Rabbits" by David Lynch. Do not give in, this is a trap. Counter offer a trip to the east coast to meet The Watcher in person. The duel will end in a draw. If you speak in old english around a Judiah he will instantly love you, be cautious however, dopamine is a highly addictive substance. You pretty much are advocating drug use. How do you feel about yourself now huh? Judiahs may reference various subjects ranging from cult classic films to a revolutionary idea he had that morning. The name Judiah means "All praise belongs to Jehovah." Meandering cookies make the most dire of dirges. Do not forget this oh reader mine.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!