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Jem'hadar Hoodie

Genetically enigeered soldiers of the Dominion of the Gamma Quadrant. Reptillian in appearance, with heavy scales and many bony ridges: bears more than a passing resemblance to a humanoid Horned Toad, on steroids. Genetically engineered from original unknown stock: the Jem'Hadar live to serve the Founders of the Dominion. Their sole concern is combat. Conceived in and born from incubation pods, so there is no need for female Jem'hadar. These infants mature into a battle-ready adult it as few as three days. To keep them in line, the Founders bred them to be addicted to the drug Ketracel-White. A vial of Ketracel-White hangs from a Jem'Hadar's colar, and a tube from the vial pumps it straight into his jugular. The Ketracel-White provides them with all of the nutrition they need, so they do not eat. They believe that rest is a sign of weakness and would make them soft, so they never sleep. They do not 'recreate' or 'relax' (apart from simulated combat training, which they treat with deadly seriousness and don't really enjoy), so they do not relax. They do not sleep. They do not east. They do not recreate. There are no female Jem'Hadar. The sole occupation of their time is combat. Jem'Hadar spend a life in combat, and there is a high mortality rate, but they can always grow more: few Jem'hadar live to be 15 years old, none have lived to be 30. Those Jem'hadar that live 20 years reach the rank of "Honored Elder". The Jem'Hadar are also bred to revere the Founders of the Dominion (a race of shapshifters) as gods, although the Founders are rarely seen. The Dominion has a three-tiered command structure: At the top are the Founders and at the bottom are the Jem'Hadar. Serving as intermediaries between them are the Vorta, another race genetically engineered by the Founders. Vorta supervisors dispense out new Ketracel-White vials to the Jem'Hadar, and serve as diplomats, supervisors, and go-betweens within the Dominion. Jem'Hadar ranks are fairly simple: the highest in rank is refered to as "First", the second in commmand, "Second", and the Third, "Third" (as in, "Third Remat'a'klan) and so on. The Jem'Hadar are bred to believe that thier sole purpose in life is to fight for the Founders. Unlike Klingons, they aren't really looking for an honorable death: they must serve the Founders; if successfully completing a mission for the Founders means sacrificing themself, they will do it without hesitation, but they would generally count their own death as a failure to the Founders if they did not succeed. "I serve the Founders in all things" is the idea. Before a battle, the ranking Jem'Hadar will solemnly recite to those under his command the Jem'Hadar Battle Dirge: Ranking Jem'Hadar:"I am (ranking Jem'Hadar's name), and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. It is in Victory for the Founders that we attain life. Victory is life. We do this GLADY, because we are Jem'Hadar. Remember; Victory is life!" Gathered Jem'Hadar: "Victory is life! Victory is life! Victory is life!"

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
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Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
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why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20
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