Imvu Noob
There are two types of Imvu noobs. 1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join. 2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes. You can find noobs in public rooms. When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single. NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!? NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!? NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here?????????? Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters. Sometimes they use chat talk. Ex: H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!! Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU. The answer? YOU CAN'T! Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl. IRL= In real life. They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are "SOO HAWT!" "I AM TOO SEXY" "0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!" Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber! There are some intresting and sane people on there. Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting. Anyways, back to NOOBS. There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs. They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns. Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes. Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room. Gangster noob ex: G1: H3Y HOTTIE Gurl1: Ey baybay G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL! G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA! Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!! G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger Load gun sounds go off Great effect. (sarcasm). Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL. Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words. Chart: A= @ E= 3 1= ! G= q O= 0 S= $ or Z B= |3 Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |