hummer-head Hoodie
Hummer-head, in its most accurate usage, is recieving or giving oral sex while inside of the Hummer brand of SUV's. It's implied that the person giving hummer-head is the passenger and the person recieving is the driver, and it is also implied that hummer-head is achieved while the vehicle is in motion, but it can also happen when the vehicle is stationary, obviously. Although hummer-head has an obvious denotation, its connotation is more important. Hummer-head is more of a display of power and egotism than it is a sexual act. Hummer-head is generally induced by those bad-ass individuals who are ridiculously buff, have a tattoo of the nautical star somewhere on their person, and are generally either deliberatly bald or participate in the age-old douchebag tradition of "fo-hawk"ing it up. These men "got to have it now" and convince their "woman" to "come on, baby" and give it up. A favorite tradition of these D-bags is to scream "Ohh yeahhh!!!" during the point of climax and usually follow by the demeaning practice of fucking the woman's mouth as if it were a vagina. Hummer-head is not restricted to actual Hummer brand SUV's, the "Hummer" part of the term is just a symbolic reference to the type of vehicle the head is given in and the meaning behind that head. Hummer-head can be given in any sort of large truck or flashy SUV where the goal is more of feeling like a badass than actually getting head, although the sexual gratification is certainly "pretty fuckin sweet, babe". Furthermore, Hummer-head can also be a verb, as in the man "hummer-headed" that bitch like no tomorrow. This may present a little pronoun confusion, as the verb hummer-headed may suggest that the person using this verb in a posessive state is doing the actual head giving. However, this is not true. When the recipient of hummer-head uses the verb hummer-headed, he means to display superiority as a male and slightly demean the woman who is giving the head, as to show her who's really "the man". Thus, when a man hummer-heads a woman or when he has already hummer-headed her, he has done so with the generally concious goal of asserting himself as the dominant figure of not only the relationship, but humanity in general, keeping in mind that the person who recieves hummer-head or hummer-heads a girl is a magnificent prick.
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Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased