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Hezbollah Hoodie

Most ferocious segment of the Middle Eastern Quartet of Assassins. Funded by Iran, armed by Syria, and twinned with Hamas, Hezbollah is the optimum gang of IslamoFascists. It is heavily involved in the indiscriminate shooting of rockets and missiles into civilian populations in Israel, filled with ball bearings and nails to inflict the ultimate damage, playing hide-and-seek behind women and children, poppy cultivation in the Bekaa valley, drug dealing in Columbia, Peru and Afghanistan, sale of blood diamonds from Liberia, DRC and Sierra Leone, child prostitution and trafficking in Romania and the Philippines, gambling and money laundering in the Caribbean, arms smuggling in Gaza, the West Bank, Sri Lanka and Iraq, suicide bombings in Iraq, Lebanon, Afghanistan and Israel, teenage indoctrination classes in Lebanon, Pakistan, Malaysia, Indonesia and Bangladesh, weapon and explosives training in Iran and Syria, counterfeit DVD, watches, jewelry and fashion production in the border triangle of Paraguay, Brazil and Argentina, film and photo manipulations in Lebanon, filming of goodbye videos of suicide bombers, and kidnappings, beheadings and hijackings worldwide. Hezbollah’s self-proclaimed Fuhrer, Sheikh Nasrallah is also the chief assassin, though himself too scared to step into the open air, he is extremely convincing (his fans call him charismatic) to incite any Muslim, from heads of state to boys, especially little boys. His inciting speeches, which are famous for his profound sweating, are broadcast by all Arab and Western media who are ready and prepared to do anything, as long as it's nasty, blood-spattered, gory and sickening. Good news is: Hezbollah is about to disappear, hit the daisies, pass on, lose its life, expire, breathe its last, meet its end, meet its death, lay down its life, perish, go the way of all flesh, go to its last resting place, go to meet its maker, cross the great divide, slip away, give up the ghost, kick the bucket, croak, buy it, turn up its toes, cash in its chips, bite the big one, check out, buy the farm, yeah, the Sheeba Farm.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20
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