Football Douche
Your typical, garden variety, Football asshole. They can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn't limited to: -Adidas Flip-flops, with long black socks. -Gym Shorts -Under-Armor Shirt/ Hoodie -Under Armor Sack Pack -Oakley sunglasses -Flat Bill Ball cap that is cocked sideways and up Some of the Identifying physical features are: -Extremely short hair -Pencil thin Chinstrap beard -Built to the point of looking like a human turd The Characteristics of these people are: -Smug sense of self satisfaction -Terrible sense of humor -Tendency to pick on anyone who doesn't play foot ball -Able to pick up girls by being a douche -Usually surrounded by his teammates and girls. -Homophobic, around other people, but Homosexual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked. -Usually focus on nothing other than football. -Loud Football douches exist throughout every highschool as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = FOOTBALL!!!
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
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Size Guide
Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your hoodies at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from side to side
C - Sleeve Length
Measure from center back collar, over shoulder, down to cuff
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |