Football Douche Tee
Your typical, garden variety, Football asshole. They can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn't limited to: -Adidas Flip-flops, with long black socks. -Gym Shorts -Under-Armor Shirt/ Hoodie -Under Armor Sack Pack -Oakley sunglasses -Flat Bill Ball cap that is cocked sideways and up Some of the Identifying physical features are: -Extremely short hair -Pencil thin Chinstrap beard -Built to the point of looking like a human turd The Characteristics of these people are: -Smug sense of self satisfaction -Terrible sense of humor -Tendency to pick on anyone who doesn't play foot ball -Able to pick up girls by being a douche -Usually surrounded by his teammates and girls. -Homophobic, around other people, but Homosexual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked. -Usually focus on nothing other than football. -Loud Football douches exist throughout every highschool as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = FOOTBALL!!!
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Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!