Fake Peace Hoodie
A practice followed by many teenagers these days. Its the cool new thing to do! These teens run around their schools, their friends basements, and anywhere else, pretending to give a damn about the world. But they don't tell you that, because forcing you to be influenced by their pressure to join their "peaceful ways" would contradict everything they stand for. And yet, these fake hippies just want to fit in with the cool kids. But they never did. So they started this rebellion that pressures everyone they know to join because if they don't, they're "bad people". These kids, who want peace SO badly, are actually very resentful. And its obvious. The requirements to be one of these fake peace kids: A love for The Beatles. And classic rock. Must LOVE Led Zepplin. Should be able to play some LZ on their guitar. Especially Stairway to Heaven. Must be gay, lesbian, bi, or have some bisexual experience because thats the cool thing to do. Or at least support the gays. Oh wait. they should also have the token gay friend. Because that's cool. Drugs and/or alchohol are a must. It doesn't hurt to have some sort of "hug a tree" shirt. Even though its made from earth-destroying fabrics. FALL IN LOVE WITH INCEST. Become a vegan, who eats chicken, turkey, fish, and meat occasionally. Hate Mcdonalds. Just hate it. And fast food. I don't care how much you secretly like it, you MUST pretend you hate it. Make sure you throw up the peace sign when a camera comes within 10 feet of you. Be friends with people you secretly can't stand. I'm pretty sure they don't like you either. Learn the art of hypocracy. Study it well. Obviously, you should hate war. You might not know much about it, but really, just try your hardest to make sure everyone knows you hate it and think its immoral. Should own peace sign jewelry, shirts, bags, earrings, etc. But most importantly, be an asshole. And try to make other people feel like they're assholes. The end.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.