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Website designed with the sole intention of letting college kids continue to stalk their friends which they "collect", and have a nice network of organizing "parties" which are basicaly a bunch of people who congregate to listen to loud crap ass music with little to do except get shit faced and contract STDs. Oh, and going to such events lets you brag to everyone the next day. Face it, they dont think you are cool. They just laugh and say "yeah I heard that shit was off the hook", and then lose that much more respect for you as a person and trash you behind your back. Facebook is often seen as the "classy" version of myspace. Many think they fact that you are in college automaticaly makes you mature, even though these same people dont realize that facebook is just a prettier spin on the same wierd ass way to waste time known as myspace. People who have facebook acounts generaly think that myspace is "gay" and "sloppy" and they dont use it since it is for "losers who go to highschool." In reality, facebook is the same as myspace, only the freaks who continue to have no lives after highschool dont want to admit that they still spend their time the same way they did when they were kids(collecting friends, leaving comments, "pimping" their profile, and checking up on their EXs, which is stalking in my book) hence the "classy" image and fancier name. Those with facebook accounts ought to be honest with themselves, and realize that facebook is just like myspace, your not cool because you use it, its not only for college students as many highschool and even middle school students are jumping on the train, therefore it is not an elitest group, people with both sides of their brain functioning laugh at you, and if you genuinly use a website like myspace/facebook/ect simply to keep up with friends(notice the lack of quotes, this denotes that you genuinly like these people and they like you back, and you actualy care about them and want to keep in contact) after highschool, there is no reason to not just use myspace. If everyone used myspace, it would be that much simpler, instead of trying to create "societies" online for people with different levels of education and levels of intelligence/actual abilities to bond with people. I.E. People with facebook and or myspace acounts and check them more than every now and then tend to have low intelligence and low ability to make actual friends. Some people actualy have nothing better to do with their lives that they create BOTH myspace and facebook accounts.(see dumbass) These people are clearly to vain and mentaly inept to go have an actualy social life, so instead they sit on their computer and read comments full of acronyms(that make no sense and make you sound like a pre pubescent girl writing a love note) and words like "love" and "adore" which are constantly thrown around and therefore lose their meaning. In short facebook is simply a euphemism for myspace, which tends to be embraced by 18-25 "adults" who enjoy denying the reality of their pathetic lives.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20
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