Creme Puff Hoodie
Closely related to the basic bitch, a creme puff is a young woman characterized by a complete lack of ambition, originality, or any outstanding qualities. Like a real creme puff, she is sweet yet full of air and lacks any kind of substance - what you see on the outside is what you get on the inside. Though not usually fat, the creme puff is at least “soft” and wears clothes and makeup that make her resemble a powdered pastry. Instead of living her own life, the creme puff exists by being like everyone else. “Nice” but excruciatingly boring, they are born without the capacity for independent thought and their pulses never exceed that of an elderly desert tortoise. Drawn to jobs where they can avoid making any of their own decisions, creme puffs are most comfortable as nurse’s assistants, teacher’s assistants (or any other kind of assistant), secretaries, or waitresses. In her free time, the creme puff can be found spending 56% of her paycheck at Bath and Body Works, watching reruns of The Bachelorette, eating lowfat strawberry yogurt, and spending 2 hours getting ready to go literally anywhere. Like a barnacle, the creme puff latches on to certain people, because in fact she would utterly shut down if she were forced to be by herself for even ten minutes. the creme puff will most often tiptoe through the years depending emotionally and financially on her boyfriend/husband, and then die having never taken any risks or made any kind of impact on the world.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased