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1.What my whore of a stripper girlfriend was constantly snorting in secret during the whole of our comical relationship. 2. A chemical substance when injested through the mucus membranes of the nose via snorting, through the lungs via smoking, or through the bloodstream via injection *Sherlock Holmes was a coke head he used a syringe* causes the production of large ammounts of dopamine in the brain and also blocks the reabsorbtion of it for a brief time resulting in an amazing feeling of euphoria. 3. Coke, Blow, Snow, White, Powder, Lines, Rails, Bumps I had tried a few lines of coke on occasion in the past and felt no elevation in mood, only a numbness in the throat. I just recently bought $150 worth and could tell the difference in the quality because after two lines I felt like I was king of the world. I kept snorting lines of it every hour or so and since I was traveling I would go into public restrooms to snort. I have to say that being in a public place and doing something "taboo" added to the hightened experience of it all. I had never felt like such a bad ass before. Just make sure you don't have powder or flakes in or around your nose when you leave the bathroom! And don't be loud when you do a line, I tend to flush the toilet to mask the sound of snorting. As I continued snorting through out the day, I began to feel more and more of a crash as I came down so I just kept doing lines more frequently. I started my first line at 10 am and did at least two every hour until 9pm when I arrived at my destination and did six lines in a 10 minute period. At the time I was fixated on feeling good but before all was said and done I was paranoid and I thought that I might die from doing so much. I was seriously thinking about taking myself to the ER. DON"T DO SO MUCH YOU LOSE YOURSELF AND YOUR SENSE OF REALITY. During the last few hours of driving it was really hard to drive without thinking that every car passing me was a cop just waiting to pull me over. The ephoria is great but its not worth feeling like a paranoid shithead if you can't use some self control. I still had a quarter of what I originally bought but I was so freaked out like a dumb ass I flushed it down the toilet for fear I would use the rest of it before morning (the next day I was kicking my self for wasting it like that) Personal Negative Experience- I was moderately depressed the next two days and then the following three days I continued to have altered sleeping patterns and crappy mood. It sucked, Don't go on coke binges kids, especially your first time. Personal Positive Experience- Coke is a thrilling and euphoric drug, it has its time and place and when used responsibly can really enhance any experience. The numbing affect it has on the nose, throat, and mouth is unusual and I find the chemical drip that follows to be pleasant as well- though it seems that this taste is an acquired one. Coke is a bitch goddess, she gives with one hand and takes away with the other. (list of the places I did lines while on my binge) Hotel room Starbucks bathroom Hastings Strip Club Texaco Gas Station (5 different ones) McDonalds Car Home The experience was fun but the crash and mood change sucked, I look forward to the next time I get some blow because I know how it affects me and can act more responsibly. * Head shops have all sorts of fun gear for using cocaine, for example I just bought a little metal tube that looks like a vaccum and I use that to snort the lines instead of rolled up money.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18
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