Chuck Norris Hoodie
The almighty 'N' in the Alphabet of Manliness. When children go to sleep, they check under their beds for the boogeyman. The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off of a bat. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off of a Batman. Chuck Norris wins the game. (PS you just lost) Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen SanDiego is. Also, he knows where Waldo is. Chuck Norris let the dogs out. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. A long time ago, after eating too much corn, Chuck Norris took the two most massive craps ever recorded in the US. They are now called Nebraska and Iowa. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. In the bush, it is said that four things can kill you: an elephant, a leopard, a Black Mamba, and Chuck Norris. However, only with Chuck Norris is instant death guaranteed. The Baby Boom was the result of Chuck Norris banging every American woman after kicking some Axis ass. Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in one move. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a hill outside of Rapid City. It is now known as Mount Rushmore. Originally, Chuck Norris was the answer to life, the universe and everything in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but due to copyright issues, the name could not be used. To keep his influence in the answer, Chuck Norris recommended the number 42, the minimum number of people that die from one of his roundhouse kicks. The most effective form of suicide is typing 'Chuck Norris' into Google and clicking 'I Feel Lucky'
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.