chalga Hoodie
Chalga is a noise peaty similar to the noise that an old farmer makes after consuming a gallon of Rakia combined with the popular village meal – Bean with weenie. The recipe of that meal is known only by the most enlightened and noble villagers such as Granma Pena, Aunty Guna etc. One of the main ingredients of that meal is garlic (don’t ask me how I got to this). So, the combination of that food, drink and the old fat farmer is equal to the chalga singer and those noises that I mentioned earlier. The only difference is that when the farmer opens his mouth to share the noise with the world, is with a smell of death weasels and when the chalga singer opens her mouth the smell is like a, lets say, a mixture of a drunken lad’s copulating organ and fake perfume “Prada” bought from the popular perfume maker Hasan who owns a store at the “Ilienci” mall. The look of a chalga singer is very complicated mix of silicon, enormous quantity of make up and lest not forget the main thing – the black thong worn under a white trouser or skirt (depend on the stage that the singer performs its noise) and a red brassiere (most of the time 2-3 times smaller that the breast size) hiding only the nipples of the singer. *Fans of that music are necessary to have the following items: WV Golf 2 (black with PK registration plate), chain from the flusher of the WC stolen from his grandmothers flat in Fakulteta and worn on the neck, white towel socks, flip floppers Abidas, trainer pans (called Anzung), black lather jacket and wet thank with undefined colour and origin. It is also essential to have at least one fake golden tooth. *The above definition varies depending on the region, nationality and age of the person.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.