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Bravo-A Hoodie

The Bravo-A is a variation of the sex move "The Eiffel Tower" but is also a form of bro love/rape and is completely non-sexual. It is purely for the LOLZ and should not be taken offensively if offered to or performed on/with. The Bravo-A consists of two men and one woman. The woman takes the doggy-style position and one man proceeds to have sex with her from the back and the other accepts, gratiously, some head from her as well. At some point in time during this, THE TWO MEN MUST HIGH FIVE WITH BOTH HANDS, partly to eliminate any tension, but mostly because you must make the shape of an A. This is why it is called the Bravo-A, half because of the bro part of it and the other half because of the shape that is made. If you managa to pull off a Bravo-A, you instantly earn some huge points on your man card and if you didn't have it, you instantly get it returned to you with a "Good Job Bro" along with it. There are several variations of the Bravo-A, such as the inverse Bravo-A. This is where instead of two men and one woman, it is one man and two women. The man lies on his back and has sex with one chick then gives the other oral, then the women high five and you have just accomplished the inverse Bravo-A. This version of the Bravo-A is much more legendary than the standard Bravo-A and if this is accomplished you have at, a minimum, ten chances to save yourself from your man card being taken away, just by mentioning the occurence of the event. If you and some of your friends want to accomplish a Bravo-A there is one rule you must keep in mind. The moment you come to a communal decision to achieve this act, you must go on a shirtless Bravo-A strike. This is where you can the participants may not wear a shirt until the Bravo-A has been completed. Exceptions to this rule are, formal situations, walking outside for more than ten minutes at a time, or if by not wearing a shirt you might make your situation in life substantially worse. If one thinks it is not an appropriate time to wear a shirt, they msut first consult with their other shirtless Bravo-A participants.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20
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