Aynor Squat Hoodie
The Aynor Squat is the original incarnation of the Carolina Squat. One lonely and humid night a redneck wigger from UCLA (that’s Upper Conway-Lower Aynor), South Carolina got drunk on wood alcohol and raised the front suspension of his pickup truck 4 inches while simultaneously lowering the rear suspension by 4 inches, resulting in a steep rearward rake. It caught on with his illiterate friends and has since spread to many other parts of the Carolinas, resulting in the later development of the Carolina Squat. The Aynor Squat renders a truck completely useless for carrying a payload as well as makes it very dangerous to drive because of reduced visibility over the hood and the headlights pointing at the sky. The Aynor Squat is usually accompanied by worn, oversized mud tires, and in extreme cases of redneckness may be accompanied by a white LED light bar up top with either green or purple LED under-carriage lighting, although this option is only available in the extreme wigger trim. The absolute top of the redneck spectrum is when the Aynor Squat is paired with a Dog Bluff red paint job. It is well documented that more trucks with the Aynor Squat are observed on Dog Bluff Road in Horry County, SC than any other road on earth. “Dog Bluff Red” is strictly an after-market color and is only offered by the Krylon and Great Value brands of spray paint, and is only known to be routinely sold at the Aynor Dollar General and the Upper Conway Wal-Mart.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.