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Attention whore Hoodie

A girl, pretty or not, who absolutely loves attention. Usually even loved by people, esp. boys, because she's "hot", "fun" and has a "wild personality" as she describes herself. Loved because she can be unusually nice, loud, funny, and cute. Posts stupid blogs advertising herself how unique and lucky she is, and situations in her life. Is a virgin and acts like a total slut to get attention and admiration from ANY boy, and she's so desperate to find Mr. Right and have sex when she's only fuckin 15. And she's disappointed that she's so "hot" and she got to this 'old' age and she hasnt had sex yet!?!? omg!!!! She admits she wants sex and all the dirty stuff just for the attention and in hope of winning a guys heart.. more like winning his dick. I mean COME ON. Anyway she tries to gain as much friends as possible, online and in life, and she uses stupid little 'moments' she had with those people to get aquainted with them and then get to know them like some kind of creeper randomly messaging them and getting into their life. But it doesn't seem that creepy, cause once again, her 'charm' is working on them. Likes to stick her nose in other people's business and thinks she's good enough friends with them, but they're not backlashing at her because they're too nice, and she never gets the idea that she's a nosy little bitch. Really 'lives her life to the fullest' cause she's acting like a fuckin slut to attract guys, esp. the stupider guys who fall for crap like girls' asses and slutty-ness. She can love every guy, but she's always scared and intimidated by them to approach them and talk in person, esp. older guys, so she uses myspace or crap like that. (omg they're JUST GUYS dammit) Once again most guys fall for her. Uses people, even really good friends, for connections to other people they're interested in. Likes to steal friends from friends like a bitch-ass shit. Sometimes breaks guys hearts cause they're not 'Mr. Right'. Not the awesome and smart girl you think she is. Just a stupid attention whore.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24
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