alphabetical easements

Assorted "from A to Z" relief-from-standard-requirements allowances, such as: beesement: Where someone else volunteers to "get a buzz" managing da apiary so dat you can clear yer head for a while breezement: Where you are allowed to either "fart proudly" or avoid "having yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing air-currents ceasement: Not having to stop something you enjoy cheesement: Being allowed to eat softer milk-curd solids instead of firmer-textured selections like Swiss or cheddar Cleesement: Not having to sit in on a group-viewing of "Fawlty Towers" re-runs creasement: Not having people fuss if yer clothes aren't ironed Creesement: Where you are free to treat all Native-American tribes da same way feesement: Having a service-charge waived freezement: Not making you shiver yer a** off working outdoors in colder weather geesement: Not having to deal wif all those annoying big white "honkers" in da farmyard geezement: Fellow humans' refraining from expressing displeasure about your faults greasement: Having someone else operate da lubing-gun jeezement: Same deal as two definitions back keysement: Not having to DIDDLE wif those FIDDLY little brass lock-opener devices, like if your ride uses a wireless remote kneesement: What those squishy-foam mats or padded strap-on cups allow yer leg-joints when squatting on hard/rough surfaces leasement: Not having to sign an agreement to use a dwelling or property leesement: Being allowed "safe harbor"