Urban Dictionary Mugs

chipdrunk: In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being "down to the felt"

pPOTUS: penis of the President of the United States

dooshkabob: A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob

I'll add it to my list: What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie. Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they've recommended, and are just saying you'll watch it one day to politely placate them.

Pretendonitis: A made up injury to get out of doing something

Where the lie tho?: When someone says something accurate or the truth that cannot be denied.

April Fools: A time for people to be assholes and get away with it

Smackdonald's: A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.

one worded: Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.

pouring the milk first: the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.

Itchy thirty feet: The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.

White Walling: To delete many or even all past facebook posts in an effort to maintain a reasonable reputation

Dirty Delete: Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.

Preemptive unfriending: When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.

facebort: to delete or deactivate your facebook account

memely educated: this means that you are educated in the way of the meme cuz meme is de wae

REMF: Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life. The REMF's decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.

Trumpillion: A term that denotes a huge number that is much less than its actual value, because someone wants to sound wealthier than he is, and to gain more respect from others.

wrong opinion: When someones opinion differs from yours.

keeping me on read: When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

generationalize: To generalize against a generation.

St. Patrick's Day Eve: Drinking the night before St. Patrick's Day.

lamzy: A word describing anyone who is the combination of lame and lazy pronounced lame-zee

Momarazzi: A gaggle of moms with expensive smartphones taking photos of their kids team or activity.

Congress: Where lobbyists go to buy their laws.

ignoresation: 1) The fine art of having a conversation with someone you would like to ignore. 2) Ignoring someone who is trying to have a conversation with you.

dream grudge: Carrying a grudge toward a person after waking up from a dream where they did something bad or mean to you.

Get two birds stoned and kill them: When a shortcut fails badly.