Urban Dictionary Mugs

Alexa’ed: Commanding a person like you would command an amazon Alexa;

fantasy cheering: Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.

tfti: an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you

helicopper: police helicopter

Stable Genius: Knowing a whole lot about horse shit.

passing crush: an excuse that someone uses when they are trying to cover up the fact that they have an actual crush on someone

OTTNO: "On To The Next One" as seen in the Jay-Z song "On To The Next One" feat Swiss Beats. Means if chick dont work out just move on to the next one.

darkout: a person acieves the status of darkout when they refuse to go out on an evening when all theyre friends are going out and they have no real excuse

pass a bill through Congress: to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.

Gundamentalism: The worship of guns; a modern religion based on buying, owning, carrying and shooting large numbers of firearms in situations where they are not really necessary.

nr = nt: no reply = no thanks

Nend Sudes: Nend Sudes is A way of saying Send Nudes But The First letters are interchanged Send Nudes Nend Sudes

bruv: A word used by mainly South Londoners. It's the shorter version of 'bruvva' which is a slang variation of 'brother'

gang gang: A term when you and your gang chillin

Schlumped: When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

politick: poli-tick: Noun - A person that enters a political career for personal gain at the expense of everyone else. A parasite on the political system that causes no good.

bar out: to take a Xanax pill. Xanax is often referred to as a bar.

geeked up: Being high on blow, ice or any other amphetamine.

pro boner: work completed with sexual favors given in recompense

Golden Donald: It's what they call a golden shower in Russia.

Clout chaser: A person that only hangs with certain people or starts beef with people to gain popularity

robocoitus: Simultaneous masturbation while utilizing a video chat application. Also referred to as Skype sex

Rageswiping: When you are frustrated but your boyfriend/girlfriend and get on tinder to swipe to relieve your anger

Just wondering: Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

resting moron face: A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.

DO NOT CONGRATULATE: What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

Dick-wap: the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object

Trumpflation: Inflation caused by the ill-advised and uninformed monetary policies and tariffs imposed by Donald Trump.