Urban Dictionary Mugs

dhmu: Dhmu (don’t hit me up) is a phrase used on snapchat. It is used to say “don’t text me or dm me or contact in any way.” People put on their snapchat story “dhmu” to express they are sad, or don’t feel like talking. sometimes but not all the time, dhmu is used for attention so people ask them what’s wrong.

fisticuffs: Fisticuffs are a favourite pastime for the Victorian Gentleman, as well as a way to sort out minor scuffles and souffles. Unlike modern boxers, the Victorian Gentlemen were not layabouts nor lollygaggers; they required neither padding nor special equipment. Bare knuckle fighting was the order of the day, and some experts believe it was the special of the day. This mano-a-mano competition could continue for anything up to 45 days, both combatants circling each other slowly, weighing up the strengths and weakenesses of their opponent and smoking fine cigars. During fisticuffs, the jacket is always taken off, braces are unhooked from the shoulder and sleeves are rolled up.

Cuckold: A gathering of 2 or more Cybertrucks.

Loser back home: An expat in a good social, romantic and/or financial situation that the speaker believes he would not be have been able to achieve back home. Pejorative; implies that the subject became an expat because he "couldn't hack it" among his countrymen. Often abbreviated to "LBH", but that page has a kajillion definitions saying it stands for "let's be honest". Related terms: Sexpat, laowai.

Plogging: Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

Sporno: 'Where sport and porn meet and produce a huge money shot' Coined by British writer Mark Simpson - who also coined the term 'metrosexual' - in OUT magazine in 2006. Used to describe the phenomenon of professional male athletes such as David Beckham, Freddie Ljunberg and various naked rugby players, posing naked - or almost naked - and oiled up in homoerotic poses on the side of buses to sell men's briefs and nudie male calendars. http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/06/20/spornowhere-sport-and-porn-meet-and-produce-a-huge-money-shoot/ Also used to describe inadvertently, sometimes comically pornographic-seeming snaps of sporting action - usually male team sports where one player appears to be mounting another or giving a blow job.

peak fiction: anime that is so good that if you search it up + analysis, you'll get twenty page essays analyzing it

Scam Baiting: Scam Baiting (SKAM bay.ting) pp. Harassing an email scammer, particularly one running a 419 advance fee fraud scheme, by feigning interest in the scam and then tricking the scammer into performing costly, silly or time-wasting tasks. Synonyms: scam-baiting, scambaiting, b8ing, baiting. - scam baiter n.

yawnsense: The incredibly stupid things you say when you are overly tired.

Disasteroid: A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.

blamestorming: v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem (from a TV ad for HD television)

bumsters: The trashy, lowerslung cousin of the hipster pant, favoured by female fashion victims, often those born without the ability to realistically determine their size. Although there is no agreed max-min amount of bumcrack to be shown, a visable 'brickies grin' is a key factor in determining whether the pant is a member of the bumster family.

ouch potato: Unpleasant sensation of standing up from couch after lying and watching TV for several hours.

Community Sour Jar: A form of hex performed by Etsy spell-casters. It is a jar containing off-putting items and liquids, such as rotting plants or dirt. Buyers place orders to have the name and information of a target (usually an enemy) written down and put into the jar. This is supposed to "curse" the target.

Boom Roasted: Similar to the usage of "Burn", Boom Roasted is said after an insult or "dis"s for emphasis. Coined during the Season 5 episode of The Office titled, "Stress Relief".

grey gardening: When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.

freecycler: (noun) A person that uses the internet to give away items they no longer want in order to keep from filling land fills.

whoa mad frolick: What you say when you frolick so hard. The acronym for this is WMF.

flood the zone: A presscore strategy of creating numerous news stories to distract from the bad press of a controversial move.

fauxductivity: Pretending to be productive at work.

Prepper: A person who is prepared, or striving to be prepared for incident, natural disaster, etc A person actively preparing or being prepared for situations that may affect the stability of home, life, or financial situation. Also known as survivalists, doomsday preppers (derogatory)

Scrolly-gag: To waste time scrolling through social media or other online content. Especially on a cell phone.

victory gardens : Victory gardens were inspired by Eleanor Roosevelt to help the allied effort during World War II, by providing self-sufficiency in nutrition needs.

homeboy ambulance: noun; A car which is used to drop off victims at a hospital or police station. The vehicle usually drives into the ambulance bay, or to the front of the hospital, where the patient is pushed out, and the 'homeboy ambulance' leaves quickly, without making any contact with hospital staff. Most patients dropped off by these 'homeboy ambulances' are gang members or hookers. Usually seen in urban areas and county hospitals.

wakey wakey: A cute/nice way of saying "wake the f*** up"!!!

Blanding: A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.

Grass widow: When a woman becomes a widow NOT BECAUSE HER HUSBAND DIED but due to other circumstances. Those reasons may also include a husband (and father, if kids were involved) that leaves home abandoning his wife (and child/ren) never to return. The term "grass widow" was introduced in the 1920s/30s.

bread and circus: A sports event that is used to keep the stupid masses dumb and under control by keeping them fed and entertained like during the ancient roman times when they gave free bread and free entry to games like gladiator fights, chariot races, etc to keep the masses happy and under control.