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Swastikars: Teslas.

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Degen: Gambler, "degenerate" gambler. Refers to card players, racetrack bums, bookies, dice & craps shooters, proposition (prop) bettors. Gamblers consider other gamblers degens, but not themselves usually. Card players consider sports bettors "degens." Sports bettors consider slot machine players degens. Etc

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thoughtcrime: Orwellion concept. A crime that you are guilty of because you are THINKING of doing something bad. (i.e. In 1984's Oceania, spending time alone is almost a crime because it's considered odd, and odd people are a threat to a stable environment such as theirs.) also, see patriot act. (i.e. when you check anarchist cookbook out from the library or something, the gov might have the right to go into your home and tap your phone and computer. And it's all perfectly legal since you might be a terrorist.)

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baffies: Slippers (singular baffie or baffy) Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.

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Swamp Puppies: A bunch of feisty Alligators or Crocodiles

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Vice Signaling: This is the opposite of Virtue Signaling. It is a way to broadcast to other ultra conservatives that you despise those different from you and judge others based upon superficial traits.

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Nut Shit: A slang term in reference to doing something ridiculous typically used in the Philly region.

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sweet as: Second most common phrase in New Zealand after "awesome". Said when someting is rather good instead of just "good" or "OK". Often followed by "bro".

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romantasy: A novel that's a hybrid between a fantasy and romance novel.

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oligargler: An apologist for the oligarchical class. One who deepthroats oligarchs' dicks so hard that they end up gargling their balls.

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paper tiger: a literal English translation of the Chinese phrase zhǐ lǎohǔ (simplified Chinese: 纸老虎; traditional Chinese: 紙老虎), meaning something that seems as threatening as a tiger, but is really harmless.

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>:|: Extreme displeasure, annoyance, or aggrevation.

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dreadmill: The conveyor belt to nowhere that one has to walk upon to keep their body in shape, or in times of neglect becomes a place for clutter collection...

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Themmins: Used in Northern Ireland for a group or community you do not belong to, the opposite of "usins". Often used derogatorily. Thoseins is also used in the same manner.

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Degooglization: The process and goal of removing Google from a person's life, and the influence it has over them. The return to a more meaningful, and thought provoking internet experience

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chud: Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

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dome piece: Another name for your head. Usually used in connection with striking your head.

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My Back Hurts: A term used to politely decline an offer to preform an action. Synonyms: “My back”

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probie: A new worker, or a newbie.

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rot economy: Coined by Ed Zitron: The rot economy is a growth-at-all-costs economy. The only thing that matters is growth of revenue, which comes from showing a never ending vomit stream of ads, rewarding managerial malpractice, and pleasing shareholders. Also see: enshittification

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dupers delight: After an individual has deceived someone and he cannot control the joy on his face.

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Quadrobics: Quadrobics is a lesser known sport that basically consists of walking/trotting/running/jumping on your hands and your feet (not knees). Many therians and otherkin do this sport to help connect to their spiritual self, though not all do

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Underpants Gnomes: From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how: Stage One: Steal Underpants Stage Two: ??????? Stage Three: Profit!

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flop sweat: Nervous perspiration caused by a fear of failure before an audience.

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The Rule of Goats: The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker. The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.

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broligarch: A portmanteau of "bro" and "oligarch". A broligarch refers to an ultra-wealthy man who uses his fortune and status to sway government policies, political agendas, and cultural narratives. Broligarchs are often characterized by their bro culture and sneakers-with-suits vibes. Despite their laid-back image, they operate as political kingmakers, funding campaigns, lobbying, and shaping laws that align with their own interests. One minute they're posting memes, the next they're deciding tax policy. In many parts of the world this would be considered corruption. In the US? It's just business as usual.

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Punisher: A person that seeks out band members at a show for the specific goal of asking them details about all the minutiae of recording, playing, writing and/or tells the band member all the details of their own recording, playing or writing.

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Wishcycle: Tossing questionable items in the recycling bin, hoping they can somehow be recycled.

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