Urban Dictionary Mugs

H/C: Fanfiction term meaning hurt/comfort. One character often gets hurt in the story while the other comforts him/her.

no cap: Usually means No lie. Someone usually uses this after saying an unbelievable statement or asking a serious question.

Trump Disease: Mesothelioma, in the Trump era. This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.

Russiablican: A republican who endorses or simply does not care about Russia's verified interference in the 2016 election because it allowed their party to win.

byoo: the noise a laser makes.

omarosa: An unlikely ally. A friend by way of sharing a common enemy.

lugged: To Be Lugged; Having luggage lost/stolen at a bus stop, dock, train station, or airport.

reflectophobia: the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).

fuckshit: unexplainable lame ass shit

Clout Demon: Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

Funding secured.: When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

idrk: I Don't really Know

Bitechsual: When someone is an expert in more than type of technology.

text massage: When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

Decacucked: In bowling, one is said to have been decacucked if he knocks down all of the pins except the ten (deca) pin in one roll.

Draggin a wagon: When someone has a large butt

WTTCA: welcome to the conversation asshole

Foul-weather friend: A friend who is there for you when your down, but is no where to be seen when your happy.

It be like that sometimes: Just stating how life is and how it has its ups and downs and somethings just happen.

riding herd: When you get in someone’ face or on their case to get them to move on something. Cracking the whip. Kick in the ass. Making something your life’s work

Jangry: Being angry because you’re jealous of something; similar to “hangry” but because of inadequacy rather than a lack of food.

ripperoni: What you say when an unfortunate event transpires to you or another person. Slang term for "Rest In Pepperoni."

absolute unit: Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.

Socks off: Australian Idiom 1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation. 2. A command given to assist one in relaxing

Collusion: when you meet with Russian officials to plot a mission to interfere with the U.S democratic election and you know that it's wrong so you lie about it ever happening

solid maybe: When you probably can’t do something but don’t want to eliminate the possibility. Also, it is nicer than “probably not”.

NBS: No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.

content creator: A fancy word for Youtuber that tries to sugercoat the worthlessness of the profession.