Urban Dictionary Mugs

Catalog dating: Another term for online dating. Swipe left, swipe right...

Funnabe: Usually referring to a cheesy or overly cocky person that is trying very hard to be funny, therefore wannabe-funny, short "Funnabe"

Squashed: When you settle an argument; when you're no longer upset/interested in a dispute.

On Sight: When you see someone you dislike or have a problem with and you guys automatically break out into a scrap upon seeing one another.

five fingers to the face: Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.

Popping shit: Popping shit is a term that means to talk shit about another person or start a fight with them. This term first came around in 1995 era hip hop, way before the notion of "scene kids" was even dreamt of. Since "Popping shit" originated with mid 90s hiphop, it's perfectly acceptable to say it in public and even makes the person using the term seem more well-read than the average bear.

caught lacking: Being caught by the enemy without a weapon to defend yourself

lewk: Any outfit you put a special amount of attention into constructing, potentially for an event or special occasion, usually with some sort of theme or reference you're attempting to invoke.

Throwing Ass: Twerking, shaking your booty in a circle, or just shaking your booty in general. Often done in clubs or on dance floors.

left on read: When someone reads someone's text, but does not reply.

Intregret: Verb - wishing you had not scrolled so far into the google image search. Applicable to any internet regret.

whose ass is it gonna be: "whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.

Don't Work Like Should: Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.

qtna: questions that need answers

Chevrolegs: The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car. Your feet.

lodestar: Slang term for a brand of twinkly vibrator favored by Christian farm girls in Indiana.

Look what the selfie dragged in!: When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

bread chasing: Popular slang term used to depict hard work twords a long term goal that results in boost of income a.k.a bread.

Wheeling: The act where a young female and young male are in a "phase" before dating. Like flirting but a bit more commitment. Includes talking, hugging, kissing, hand holding, flirting ect. Basically another term for dating but less awkward and more teen friendly.

home: A place where I can poop for however long I desire.

Business Fabulous: When you dress so fabulous at work that no one is on your level.

stop resisting: A phrase used by local police right before you get beat to a bloody mess or end up dead. Many believe it is the law enforcement equivalent of the "Allahu Akbar" chant given when Muslim extremists kill someone.

pink clouding: Pretending everything is okay to everyone when it really isn't.

zaddy: The slang term for a really "handsome" guy who is very appealing and looks really fashionable. He has to have swag and sex appeal and look sexy and attractive.

venntersection: The lens/football-shaped area where circles of a Venn diagram overlap/intersect.

fanny flutters: Fanny flutters is when you see someone and get a slight tingling sensation in your private area. It could suggest you could have some sort of have sexual chemistry with them and want so have sexual interactions with them to or just find them extremely attractive

short hairs: A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

CRB: Cock Rules Brain