Urban Dictionary Mugs

Clout Shark: The act of chasing,pursuit of,or questing for clout

Posteriority: Derives from Posterior and Posterity

government shitdown: In a shithole (shithouse) country under one party rule, but where the ruling party somehow can't avoid a government shutdown.

Rooster clawed: When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.

Stan: Stan means you look up to that person, you watch them or you truly love their content. It's another word for saying you idolize someone or something. You would say, "I stan _____" instead of I "I love that person"

Trendetarian: A person that cuts a certain food out of their diet because of a trend

hatfishing: When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

doing the most: when a person does way more than is required from the situation. The English word for "doing the most" is: "Supererogation" which is defined as; "the act of performing more than is required by duty, obligation, or need"

memewashed: Overexposure of memes to the point that your worldview changes.

collecting receipts: taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.

Malignant humor: A joke/meme that's so bad it will kill you.

Blue Flu: The cop's version of going on strike. Since they can't legally strike they all call in sick.

love tumor: An idiomatic phrase referring to a newly found affection toward a person that could lead to true love.

Love that for you: Just something cringey that Australian white girls say being sarcastic. It is used instead of saying “Love that”.

Marginal: Word describing a friend that is a taker and not a giver - someone that never shows up or pays for a tab or helps in any way. Not a true friend.

reply guy: 1. A man who behaves in an overly familiar way and is always replying to the social media messages of a woman he doesn't know or is barely acquainted with. 2. An annoying man who replies to social media messages, in general - whether this annoyance is due to a perceived know-it-all attitude, excessive familiarity, banal arguments that the annoyed user doesn't feel compelled to reply to again and again, or violation of some imagined pecking order.

Pilot Lighting: To use social media for the purpose of attracting potential mates while still in a relationship through the use of scandalous photos. Similar to how a pilot light remains ready to ignite the furnace at all times.

Lets gain this grain: Another term for "lets get this bread" meaning grain=bread=money also grain can literally be anything

rat: Someone who tells the cops vital information that leads to an arrest of another person

bean hole: The slot in a cell door in jail or prison in which to pass food, mail or other items through.

Fronking: Someone who farts in the bath tub and the bites the bubbles; can be more than one person biting each other's bubbles

Millennial Promotion: When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

nano-dosing: Using utra small dosages not to trigger a psychotropic effect

smocking: The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.

smocking: Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification. While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

mistakeholder: Someone with a vested interest in a topic but has all the facts wrong.

sassassin: The king of sass; the sass master.

The ‘Santa Clause’: The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.