Urban Dictionary Mugs

Banana Etiquette: If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who's in your vicinty if they would like a banana.

blues and twos: emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

Pretendonitis: A made up injury to get out of doing something

The Tea is so hot: When gossip gets really juicy

Weekend immune system: Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.

RTWT: Read The Whole Thread

sadcited: sad-cited | sad-sīt-ed adjective (of emotional affect) a deep conflict between an ending and beginning.

snowffeur: The individual who drives you around in inclement weather. Maybe be used because you lack winter driving skills, a road-worthy vehicle or if you prefer to get picked up at the curb by a warm car that's already had all the windows scraped.

Slept like a baby: to sleep infrequently in short spurts and at the most inconvenient times, followed by a big mess in their pants

Sad coma: When you are so sad that you cannot move

Caonima: Means either "grass mud horse" or "fuck your mother" depending on which signs you use to write it in Chinese. Due to Chinas strong Internet censorship you can't write the line as "fuck your mother", but it's fine if you mean "grass mud horse".

Airpods: Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.

Lace Front: Hood term for lace front wigs, which have become extremely popular since Beyonce started wearing them a few years ago. The hair line is glued to the scalp, which gives the wig such a realistic appearance.

edgelord: Someone, especially posting on the internet, who uses shocking and nihilistic speech and opinions that they themselves may or may not actually believe to gain attention and come across as a more dangerous and unique person. Most Edgelords are teenagers trying to seem overly cool and/or over-casually apathetic.

coonman: Someone who does not like black people.

Bedicine: When all you need to get better is time in your bed.

disadulation: n. Excessive abuse or criticism A word created by applying the prefix dis-, meaning the opposite of, to the noun adulation, meaning excessive flattery or admiration.

AYFKM?: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

forrest trump: An unintelligent person who believes that he can hold a position of power.

ITMFA: Impeach the mother fucker already (meaning: DJT) Frequently used on Twitter, just type: #ITMFA.

Tracing the bowl: A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.

Slay King: When a male dresses better than everyone around him

Buffet squirrel: One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

Dump O' Clock: A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).

skinful: an amount of alcohol that is enough to make a person drunk:

Dog Walk: (verb) When you’re beating someone’s ass and you’re dragging them as if you were walking a dog.

all your base are belong to us: 1. An exclamation of superiority 2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated. 3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.

colludy: The act or predisposition to act in a collusive manner. The willingness to cheat or sneak around to obtain something of value.