Urban Dictionary Mugs

Zion Curtain: In Utah, a partition that separates the patrons of a bar from the bartender and prevents drinks from being passed directly from the place where they are mixed to the customer. The name comes from "Zion," a reference to the LDS (Mormon ) Church whose prohibitions against drinking alcohol heavily influenced Utah's liquor laws.

Bibliosuperior: A feeling of superiority to another person because one reads books, especially physical copies.

Hydro Homies: Homies who stay hydrated

Boyfriend Island: Describes a period of time when a friend is un-contactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new boyfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

dark ambient: Dark ambient is like a marriage between ambient and industrial. Is naturally dark and much more interesting than regular ambient. Doesn't feature any cheesy synths, unless made by an ex black metal musician (that oftenly makes people bitch about whether the music is dark ambient or not; it usually is not). Usually doesn't feature any guitars. On those rare cases when it does (like in drone doom), it's definitely non-conventional use. Much influenced by "musique concrete", dark ambient features recorded sounds, oftenly of non-musical nature. Dark ambient can have various esthetics. Moaning and chanting, chain rattling (no, that's no ghost) raison d'etre-like stuff, radioactive droning of Fallout soundtrack, heavy pounding sounds of mechanisms, crazy shamanic drum-machine sounds, abrasive noise fragments - all these can make up different moods in dark ambient. People who don't get dark ambient music, are found scrolling through the tracks in their desperate attempt of finding "where does at least SOME music start?" There's also a tendency among some cultist freaks to puke up some really lousy synth pads and moans, put runes or pentagrams and some pseudo-religious texts on an album cover and call it "dark ambient", or "pagan/ritual/black dark ambient", or "neo-satanic nazi anti-nazi superficial industrial death dark ambient". Trust me, you don't wanna listen to that crap.

brass monkey: a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ. Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice. It is a very tasty treat. Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."

medieval diss track: my mill grinds, pepper and spice You’re mill grinds, rats and mice My hand picks, only what grows Your hand picks, only your nose My grain tastes, delightful Your grain tastes, very frightful My mother cooks, with much care, Your mother cooks, with her hair My wife smells, of pure honey Your wife smells, of bad money My fields are, happy to see Your fields are, sad to decree My hat fits, like a fiddle Your hat fits, like it’s little My king is, smart and wise Your king is, full of lies My sheep will, keep us alive Your sheep will, fail to arrive

Eye Dentist: A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more hours.

al chile: The Mexican "for real'' expression in Spanish Language. It can be used to ask or confirm.

Scamwich: The descriptor of the situation where; - An individual purchased a luxurious looking 'filling packed' sandwich. - Said sandwich is then unwrapped or de-bagged for consumption. - The consumer is them revealed to how the sandwich is actually structured; fillings all packed up onto the 'show-side' with little to no filling in the back, resulting in a scamwich.

millennial gray: The sad depressive hue of the color gray which many millennials coat their life in. The color reflects how Millennials went from non-sense happiness, looking at cartoon network and Nickelodeon in the 90's to Inflation and depression in the early 2020's.

youngshit: a transgender person who started transitioning as a teen, before the age of 20, which sometimes gives them immense advantages for passing. the opposite of "oldshit". both are common terms on the /lgbt/ board of 4chan

snag: a native slag for a person you link up with from a powwow, and do sexual stuff, BUT YOU LEAVE THEM AFTER & IGNORE THEM!! So it’s basically a NATIVE one night stand

drop trou: To lower one's pants down to one's ankles, often in a sudden, impulsive manner, thus exposing one's nether regions.

Haunter: A haunter is a person who enjoys working in the haunted attractions industry. Most haunters usually enjoy scare acting or working behind the scenes at a haunted attraction. Many haunters come from all sorts of backgrounds but all haunters enjoy the art of scaring willing patrons. There is a whole diverse community based around haunting with some examples being the extreme, immersive, and theme park haunt communities. Haunters have a haunt family, their closest group of friends they share experiences with. Many haunters also have a haunt name, a nickname given by other haunters that you’re stuck with your entire haunting career.

happy happy joy joy: From the hilarious tv cartoon Ren & Stimpy, happy happy joy joy is defined as when the world expects you to put on this happy and joyful face when what you really want to do is shriek at the top of your lungs and rip your hair out in anger/frustration/misery. To make everyone happy though, you put on this mask of happy happy joy joy while singing a silly song.

Monkey Branching: Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Pity Pizza: A meal served by employers to employees, as a way to "compensate" them for being underpaid, overworked, and for lack of raises/bonuses and/or meal breaks. Its commonly served during long, hectic working hours when the employer makes it clear that there is not enough staff/time to take a break to eat said pizza, and is usually consumed by other staff who historically under perform and take several long breaks throughout the day that are not warranted. The employees that are dying of hunger and thirst are allowed to smell the Pity Pizza, but rarely are given time to consume it; however they are expected to be grateful for the grand gesture of Pity Pizza

rocker foo: a cholo who also listens to rocker music.

armchair tourist: Someone who goes on holiday with just google street view

Scurryfunge: A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door. -John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975

Gravy SEAL: A gravy SEAL is a person either belonging to a militia group or has an unhealthy obsession with the military, guns, and anti-government views, but was never actually in the military due to either being grossly out of shape, mentally unfit, or just too dumb to function. Years of dead end jobs and poor diet have made white, middle aged men very upset. Some express that anger through squeezing into a paintball vest that sits just above their beer gut, and sit in the woods to shoot beer cans and talk about how they'll protect THE GREAT US of A from the evil hippies that love ISIS, hate Jesus, and probably have satanic rituals to sacrifice kids they keep held in a DC pizza shop. Although a term of mockery, Gravy SEALs should be taken seriously, as they are deluded AND have access to copious amounts of arms, and plenty of just as delusional friends to back them up. They may be fat, unhealthy, conspiracy nuts, but they have real guns. Tl;dr - military wannabe LARPers, but with actual guns.

cowpoke: 1. (noun) A lazy cowboy who neglects their duties on a farm or ranch. 2. (noun) A rural person in an urban environment, such as an office, who's mannersisms are notably different, less competitive, and often performed at a slower pace than the urbanites. The term may be used in either an endearing or insulting way. 3. (verb) The act of pressing one's finger against a domesticated bovine for the purpose of testing the quality of meat or just for fun. Usually the index finger is used. 4. (noun)(slang) A male person with a tendency to have sex with only overweight females.

Full send: V. 100% commitment to doing some heinous shit. Commonly used among skiiers/snowboarders.

DIwhy: When someone makes a really horrible DIY and shares it on the internet.

swaffling: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most. It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action. Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal". He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).

calendar wolf: A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.

Snubgrub: “Snubgrub (noun): A term used to describe the specific feeling or situation in which an individual experiences hunger or the desire to eat, yet simultaneously expresses a strong aversion or reluctance to consume any of the available food items within their immediate environment, particularly in one’s kitchen.