Urban Dictionary Mugs

marble ceiling: Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government. Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there. Coined by incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

Bond Year: Any year that ends in 007, such as 1007 or 2007.

gay card: The mythical figurative membership credential carried by gay men to commemorate the innate knowledge, ability, or sensibility with regard to any subject matter traditionally and generally considered to be the purview of gay men, such as show tunes, color coordination, fashion, hairstyling, interior decoration, or knowing whether any particular man in the vicinity is gay without requiring him to present his gay card.

Enterdrainment: Any passive form of entertainment that is so incredibly mind numbing that it sucks the intelligence from the listener or viewer; ultimately over time reducing (or limiting) them to a simplistic proto-human mental state, incapable of cognition or rational thought.

girlfriend button: The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.

e-penis: A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.

resolutionary: People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.

christmas gear: The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

celebutard: A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.

National Hangover Day: The aftermath of hard drinking and partying on New Year's Eve.

Auld Lang Syne: Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.

care police: A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.

vacationship: A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.

wantaway: Used to describe a player in soccer who no longer wishes to play for his current club.

soul patch: The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

deets: short for "details", usually details of gossip

re-gift: verb. To repackage or rewrap a gift one receives and give it to someone else.

Santa: The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.

serial chiller: A person who always kicks back, kicks it, relaxes. One who rarely shoulders responsibility and avoids stress and anxiety.

Christmas creep: A phenomenon where the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year.

Chrismukkah: Mixed celebration of Hannukkah and Christmas for Christian/Jewish families. Originated from The OC.

funemployment: a happy time in one's life when one is not employed and is not wanting to be employed

Grade Digger: Girl who only talks to you for help with her classes.

prewalking: To position oneself on a subway platform such that, when the passenger steps off the train at his destination, he'll be as close as possible to the exit or stairs to his transfer. Used and done often in the nyc subway system.

graze: To eat food in a grocery store, then not pay for it. Usually done while legitimately shopping at said store.

besties: Short for "best friends".

after hours: Sometimes means "after party", but it usually means a more mellow gathering of friends rather than a rowdy party. Basically, it's whatever you're doing after the bars close. Usually not referred to in the past or present because it sounds pretentious -- only in the future tense.

WAM: Walking Around Money. Monies given to you by your sugar daddy/sugar momma for you to spend freely.