Urban Dictionary Mugs

christmas gear: The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

celebutard: A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.

National Hangover Day: The aftermath of hard drinking and partying on New Year's Eve.

Auld Lang Syne: Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.

care police: A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.

vacationship: A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.

wantaway: Used to describe a player in soccer who no longer wishes to play for his current club.

soul patch: The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

deets: short for "details", usually details of gossip

re-gift: verb. To repackage or rewrap a gift one receives and give it to someone else.

Santa: The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.

serial chiller: A person who always kicks back, kicks it, relaxes. One who rarely shoulders responsibility and avoids stress and anxiety.

Christmas creep: A phenomenon where the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year.

Chrismukkah: Mixed celebration of Hannukkah and Christmas for Christian/Jewish families. Originated from The OC.

funemployment: a happy time in one's life when one is not employed and is not wanting to be employed

Grade Digger: Girl who only talks to you for help with her classes.

prewalking: To position oneself on a subway platform such that, when the passenger steps off the train at his destination, he'll be as close as possible to the exit or stairs to his transfer. Used and done often in the nyc subway system.

graze: To eat food in a grocery store, then not pay for it. Usually done while legitimately shopping at said store.

besties: Short for "best friends".

after hours: Sometimes means "after party", but it usually means a more mellow gathering of friends rather than a rowdy party. Basically, it's whatever you're doing after the bars close. Usually not referred to in the past or present because it sounds pretentious -- only in the future tense.

WAM: Walking Around Money. Monies given to you by your sugar daddy/sugar momma for you to spend freely.

riding neons: To be riding in a car equipped with neon lights on the rims or undercarriage of the car.

going forward: Going forward is purported to mean, "In the future" or "somewhere down the road" when in fact it is an attempt to dodge the use of these words, which generally indicate "I don't know". A newer development in corporate doublespeak, in most companies it is grounds for dismissal to release a press release without mentioning something 'going forward'. Going forward, you will likely see this turning up everywhere.

SMV: Acronym for Sexual Market Value.

Christmas cringe: The feeling of sudden and impending doom after receiving a gift from a coworker or classmate who gave you a gift in spite of the fact that you have nothing in common except that you are coworkers or classmates. This gift is always generic, pointless, useless and frequently related to some sort of poshlust fad.

Hasselhoffing: The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.

wii-kend: A weekend devoted exclusively towards playing a Nintendo Wii.

elationship: This refers to a couple (friends, lovers, whatever) that know each other only via online correspondence (e-mail, IM chats, video rooms, etc).