Urban Dictionary Mugs

Email Bankruptcy: When you are so inundated with email, both genuine email and spam, that you have to delete everything and start over again.

buildering: like normal rock climbing, buildering takes place in an urban setting on man-made objects such as buildings. usually only practiced by those crazy rock climbers, the point is to spot a very climb-able looking surface and attempt to scale it in sneakers with no other equipment.

workahol: n. What workaholics are addicted to

mac daddy: The pimp-meister, the king of the streetwalkers, possessor of the blingest of bling-bling. The mac daddy is the man who means everything (and the only man who really means anything) to his ladies of the night.

stripsy: The post-drunken, post-tipsy state at which the removal of clothing begins.

digital immigrant: Someone who grew up before the digital age and is fairly new to the internet. Basically anyone over the age of 28.

LQTM: "Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb. When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

BCG: Birth Control Glasses. Generally a military term which refers to the large, blocky glasses issued to military personnel who require the use of corrective lenses.

decidership: A form of government with one person exercising absolute power and unrestricted control in a government who regularly disregards opinions, petitions or mandates of the people or elected representatives.

programmer's tan: The pasty white tan of a person who works over eighty hours a week and never gets any sun.

testiculate: To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.

chew toy: The person you have or will have carnal relations with, but never a serious relationship.

myspy: when you use myspace to spy on ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-friends or even your ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's baby momma.

strug: Adjective form of the word "struggle," but also applicable in cases where the literal meaning of "struggle" or "struggling" may not be entirely appropriate; problematic.

trainsurfing: The act of riding a train in any method except inside the train cars. In other words, it's the equivalent of Ghost riding a train. Usually the act is performed by hanging onto the back, sides, or top of the train while the train is in motion. The most common target are passenger trains (due to their ease of getting on and off the train at stations) primarily as an extreme sport.

a and b the c of d: Means Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. Means very good.

Kodak courage: An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one's usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from action sports such as skateboarding, snowboarding, and extreme skiing).

nose goes: A way of determining who has to do a task, such as close a door or turn off a light after everyone is seated. To call 'nose goes', you simply place your index finger on your nose, and say "nose goes". The last person to call 'nose goes' has to do the task.

dick flick: The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.

scratcher: An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo.

double true: A mutual agreement that the subject is considered especially factual. Origins: The Saturday Night Live skit "Lazy Sunday" featured two characters who upon stating their favorite map product agreed that the statement was double true.

BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. A person who possesses a killer body but has a face that only a mother could love.

awkward turtle: The animal mascot of the awkward moment. When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.

eyetracks: What gets all over anything you read. The reason so many bookworms wear glasses is to keep from getting eyetracks on their fanzines, magazines and books.

newpeat: Repeats with new scenes. Originated from The Office: NBC wanted to spice things up a bit without creating more episodes, so they cut new scenes into their old episodes.

youniverse: The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual. Used to indicate that a particular person has knowledge only of him or herself -- their universe consists only of them.

gaslight: To manipulate events and situations in order to make a person believe that he or she is crazy. From the 1944 movie with Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman.

WWILF: What Was I Looking For? Acronym for phrase describing wasting time sufing online, with no results.