Urban Dictionary Mugs

pregret: The feeling of regretting something you're about to do anyway.

cafediem: Caffeinate the day.

crunk: Highly intoxicated; Crazy drunk. Made popular by hip-hop artist Lil Jon.

REMF: Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life. The REMF's decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.

Internuts: The phenomenon that occurs when someone becomes a badass when addressing others on a message board. It is a common practice for the reticent, meek, and cowardly to make bold statements, on the internet, knowing there is no way to be held accountable.

pottermania: Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

empty: Scottish slang used by teenagers to describe when their parents and siblings have gone out for the night and they have the house to themselves.

Earworm: A song that sticks in your mind, and will not leave no matter how much you try. The best way to get rid of an earworm is to replace it with another. Be prepared to become a jukebox.

Canadaphile: A non-Canadian person who is extremely fond of Canadians, Canadian culture, and/or Canada in general.

yippie ki-yay: Bruce Willis' signature phrase from Die Hard.

waffle crapper: A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.

7: The fiercest digit known to man.

cowgirl up: To step up to a challenge; to toughen up; to make something happen, as opposed to just bitching about it; taking charge of a situation. The feminine variation of "cowboy up."

technolust: The constant desire to have the newest, flashiest, fastest, shiniest gadget available, even if the one you just bought is only two months old and still works great.

United Statians: A word used to describe people from the United States without confusing them with people from South America.Also used when the word American cannot be thought of.

iPerbole: The hype surrounding any product Apple unveils.

NBD: Stands for "No Big Deal".

breakup buddy: A person who helps you make the right decision of breaking up with the person you are dating by giving you an objective opinion of how bad they are for you and by giving post breakup support.

nfi: No Fucking Idea

chipdrunk: In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being "down to the felt"

Footsie: As in Playing footsie (under the table) The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.

get your weight up: To say that someone needs more experience in something. To tell someone they need to practice.

locationship: A brief romantic encounter usually occuring while traveling or on vacation, occasionally outwardly resembling a conventional relationship, but without any underlying comittment. May be rekindled at future opportunities.

askhole: Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.

textual intercourse: The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

Foreploy: The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.

commercide: When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.

HAGS: Acronym: "Have A Good Summer"