Urban Dictionary Mugs

Obsessive Computer Disorder: To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.

gay buffer: When you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same sex so as not to appear gay.

Inflight Refueler: A man in a pub that takes his beer with his when he goes to the gents and drinks it while having a pee.

halfway crook: A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story. Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.

Penny it Forward: The act of leaving your left over penny or pennies from unwanted change at the counter of a convenient store.

Double-Chipping: When a house guest reaches into a bag of chips and eats some. Then licks all over their hands, then reaches into the bag and eats some more chips, Double-Chipping.

Fame Whore: An individual who is willing to do anything, regardless of how humiliating or demeaning, to achieve notoriety. More often than not, this involves appearing on multiple reality television shows and/or having "private" sex videos "leaked" to the press.

establish a beachhead: military term now used to describe the act of positioning oneself and one's crew at the front of the bar to ensure primo cocktail service and quality lay of the land.

indie: (n) an obscure form of rock which you only learn about from someone slightly more hip than yourself.

purchase pleasure: The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure. It is often a reason for shopping addiction.

Dildough: Money required to purchase sex toys.

Microwave minute: When time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Known side effects are increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. The microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels lime an hour.

Shut up and keep talking: An expression that's used when you want information from someone, but that someone keeps telling boring details you don't need to know. Can be emphasised by using 'Shut the fuck up and keep talking'.

drive-by friending: The sending of a friend request on Facebook or other social networking site without including any information on who you are or how you know the recipient.

get at me: Short for "Get back to me" or "Get back at me", meaning "respond", or "reply".

I'm out of practice: An expression used to explain why you can't do something that requires being in shape. Pretty much just saying that you're out of shape, just not wanting to seem fat.

tf;dg: Too far; didn't go

wallet threat: is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.

Diaper Dialed: When a child or baby accidentally calls someone when they are playing with your phone. Similar to Butt Dialing

ctfd: Calm the fuck down.

Aluminum Digger: A younger version of a gold digger.

postmodem depression: The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.

kittens and puppies: Raining kittens and puppies would mean raining lightly.

porn moment: A move so smooth with regards to initiating sexual or pseudo-sexual congress with someone that it could only otherwise have happened in a heavily scripted porn film.

Bat Shit Signal: 1. Like the Bat Signal, but used to summon someone crazy.

vuvuzela: A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

Texter's Thumb: When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.

That's What BP Said: A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.