Urban Dictionary Mugs

thinko: A mental typo, where someone says the wrong word but not because they don't know the correct word.

HBIC: It's an acronym which stands for: Head Bitch In Charge

Mantor: A man to whom you as a man aspire towards. The Ideal man.

job talker: 1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job. 2: A person that chronically complains about work

Yahtzee to Nazi: When a person goes from jovial and friendly to furious and belligerent at the flip of a switch.

Stall stall: In public bathrooms, the act of remaining in a bathroom stall after having completed one's business, in order to maintain anonymity (whether by avoiding someone who has entered later, or finished sooner), or the state of being delayed under such circumstances. Also the act of delaying defecation until the bathroom is empty. See also stall waiting

powerdisking: Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from a DVD box set. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.

violent agreement: When two people think they are arguing, but fail to realize they actually agree.

Traffic Tetris: When you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you're sure to move sooner when the light turns green.

Mental Masturbation: Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

How is Everything Check: The 2 minute check a waiter/waitress does after they bring your meal to the table.

strategic friendship default: Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.

Reply-None: The opposite of Reply-All, when an email-incompetent person sends you a blank reply to an email you sent them.

Clutch Oven: To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.

sniff test: To test if an item of already worn clothing is suitable to wear out. common amongst students who cant be bothered to do their washing.

solitaire denial: Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.

Eau d'ouche: The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.

Congreenient: The practice of recycling, or being green, only when convenient. A person who only recycles when it is convenient to do so.

TV face: A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from starting the same thing too long (watching TV). Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.

a crapella: Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.

fake bakery: A tanning salon

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs: The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

ex with benefits: After a breakup of a couple, remain close friends, but still practice some form of physical closeness. Can occur any time after breakup.

Tab o' War: The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.

double rainbow: intense joy, coupled with extreme emotional shifts; an experience equal to an orgasm

Peegret: The regret you experience when you leave the bar hastily at the end of the night without relieving yourself.

Momager: a teen actor or singer's manager who is also their mother

Social Fruitfly: Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.