Urban Dictionary Mugs

Mobile Moment: Any time you reach for a smartphone to find an answer or solution on the internet in a time of crisis.

cringe attack: To feel massively ashamed of past actions that you have personally done so that the suffered embarrassment tricks your body that you're about to have a heart attack. It is followed by episodes of further awkwardness and feeling uncomfortable for the rest of the day.

bo$$ ass bitch: A boss ass bitch is a woman who goes above and beyond simply being a bad bitch. While she is not the baddest she is above several bad bitches an you can't step to her. She keep her money right, game tight, and she'll beat a bitch ass all night. Most ratchets like to call themselves Boss Ass Bitches when it is apparent is is not true.

happy drink: A fun, strong, alcoholic drink to put u in a happy mood such as margeritas, strawberry daiquiries, mud slides, mojitos, etc

Smellfie: To discretely sniff ones underarms for stank before venturing out in to public areas as to not offend other with fowl body odor.

Dunch: not quite dinner but definitely past lunch.

Helicopter Girlfriend: A hovering, slightly neurotic, but well-meaning, girlfriend who gets way too involved in her partner's day to day activities to the point of interfering with their activities and choices.

Nostache: When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.

WCW: Abbreviation for Woman Crush Wednesday. Generally used on Twitter or Instagram to talk about one's favorite female.

Bitch stare: A look usually given by girls to other girls to intimidate. Girls that do this can be described as a bitch face. You look right up and down them and then look into their eyes like ¬_¬ and then usually walk off.

granny manties: A Grandmother who wears her husband's underwear because she confused them with her own.

wand erection: a funnier and more accurate name for one direction

someoneelsie: the result of your mum trying to take a selfie and not knowing which way to hold the phone.

manbecue: An even more manly version of a BBQ. Absolutely no vegetables allowed. It basically consists of a lot of beer and meat. There is usually a lot of yelling and loud music involved.

mouthgasm: When you eat something that causes you to make pleasurable sounds out loud, exactly like the ones that you make when you have a orgasm.

slumber chunder: To vomit in your sleep unexpectedly, usually due to the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages

Parisian pass: This maneuver is often performed in crowded bars. The passer touches a person to let them know he needs to get through but allows his hand to linger longer than necessary. Often used as a subtle way to flirt.

college coffee: When you replace the water with Red-bull when brewing a coffee. Then drop in a bottle of 5 hour energy and a shot of vodka, and a sprinkle of cocaine.

Lowkey Shawty: A girl who can sit back and just chill. Not one of those chicks that is loud af and in your face. Lowkey shawtys are the best shawtys. If you ever meet one, keep her. They're rare nowadays.

Dilhouette: The silhouette of a dick.

hoe base: A sum of hoes from which you may pick for a booty call when sexually frustrated.

Burgerista: a person who works at a fast-food burger restaurant

Appoholic: When a person is addicted to downloading apps, mostly useless apps that they use once or twice and then forget about. Most common with little kids who own iPads and tablets.

breaking good: When a hard core criminal, junkie or gang banger reaches a point in their life when they decide to go all goodie-two-shoes and start going to church,volunteering at soup kitchens and picking the kids up from school.

Show Beer: When you show up with a 12-pack of cheap beer so you're not empty handed. Then you drink the good beer provided by the host and everyone else.

Frankenfood: revolutionary culinary creations that mash up original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes...or awful misses. Better known Frankenfoods include The Ramen Burger, Spam Sushi, and Spicy Pulled Pork S'mores.

Got Laid Parade: Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?

Capslock day: Billy Mays' birthday(July 20th) in memory of him and his awesomeness.