Urban Dictionary Mugs

fuckoff o'clock: the end of the work day on Friday when an employee is most desperate to go home.

chubby fit: When you can run faster than most people and you give the best hugs because you are warm and great to cuddle up into. To be chubby fit you must be active but also have a six pack of pudding cups!

Nanu Nanu: A slang term which means hello or hi made famous in the t.v.series Mork & Mindy back in the late 1970's early 1980's

Face Fro: A huge, burly, unkept beard worn by a Hipster. It should never be trimmed or manicured in any way. Wherever the hair grows, you let it grow. This includes cheeks, under the chin and the neck if hair follicles exist. A Face Fro can also be worn by a lumber jack, biker or a metal dude.

Elbow Porn: Pornography depicting various elbows in various poses.

beagle puss: Those snazzy glasses that come with bushy eyebrows, a nose, and a mustache. Based on the look of Groucho Marx.

Registered Text Offender: Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.

Sequelphobia: You loved the original so much, when the sequel comes out you have Sequelphobia, because you have the fear it won't live up to the original.

Unkeyboardinated: Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

brbx: be right back in x amount of time, preferably in minutes

Gingerlicious: Used to describe a (rarely seen) sexy, red-haired, freckled, pasty ginger.

Intern Lunch: A lunch that takes two or more hours. One must be an intern at a corporation, and be insignificant enough to be gone for two hours or longer without being missed in the company.

hashtag abuser: When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix "insta" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.

Banana-Hammock: A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.

Clink Sink Drink: While drinking an alcoholic shot, the act of clinking your glass with a partner, sinking the glass to the table, then raising and drinking the shot.

sober drunk: The feeling of being drunk with the rest of your friends when you are actually completely sober.

Bropinion: Your bro's opinion.

charge buddy: A friend, family member or co-worker with whom you share a charger for an electronic device.

dickmatized: when a person ignores the fact that the man they are dating is an asshole/abusive/worthless because they just want to be in a relationship or just want the sex. its the converse of the term pussy-whipped.

AG: All Good.

*_*: Star-struck. Hence stars as eyes.

#nofux: It is the most simple yet awesome word, it simply means that you do not give a fuck

Cuzband: Cousin husband, a husband who is also your first cousin. Common in many countries.

steppin on my dick: when someone disrespects your manhood.

oprah dollars: Basically another way of saying that you gettin PAPER.

lesbiauntie: The female equivalent of a Guncle.

Flintstone Feet: Flintstone feet is someone with feet that can walk on anything barefoot . Fred Flintstone didn't wear shoes and could walk,run on grass,dirt,concrete etc .

whappened: Whappened is a slang word used for saying "What happened?"