Urban Dictionary Mugs

sleep warm: when an individual becomes 130 degrees to the touch while lying under blankets and sleeping, but the person is not over-heated themself

Cope And Move On: To Cope With Someone/Something And Move On

lanklet: The opposite of a manlet. Someone who is tall (6ft+) and (usually) skinny. It is harder for the lanklet to gain muscle mass and thus he is inferior to the manlet (for bodybuilding).

romcom job: Jobs with a whimsical quality and tailor made for romantic comedies. There’s a reason why plumbers are found in pornos …they don’t really fit the brief for romcoms, despite being a respectable career choice in our dire economic times. Examples of romcom jobs are: Greeting card writer (500 Days of Summer) Bookshop Owner (You’ve Got Mail) Apartment dresser (Leap Year) Playwright (Something’s Gotta Give) Ballet dancer (Saving Face — queer romcom with Joan Chen from Twin Peaks) Wedding dress designer (The Parent Trap) Aquarium veterinarian (50 First Dates) eBay store owner (40 Year Old Virgin — shoutout to the hottest romcom girl of them all, Catherine Keener) Film director (Pipe Dream — the guy is actually plumber but pretends to be a director to improve his dating life)

Humiliationship: A situationship with someone that feels like you are going through a humiliation ritual without the fame.

desire line: The intuitive path that is created by walkers/hikers or drivers vs a marked trail or road. Once established it can become an alternative or preferred route. Typically it is a short cut on a marked trail or road but it can also be a well-worn ribbon of exposed soil or rut in an open space where there are few trails to connect desired areas.

struggle dog: The act of making hot dogs but instead of a bun, you have to use what you got... which is generally sliced bread.

Fleece Quarter Zip: the peak of the fashion industry. mwuah.

Nalgón: Spanish slang, with a literal meaning of "large butt." Nalgón is masculine, nalgona is feminine. It refers to someone who is slow moving. It is often used by drivers when stuck behind such a person.

Grippy Sock Jail: A common online name for a mental hospitals, often due to the fact that you get socks with grips on the bottoms instead of shoes.

Wank battle: The act of messaging back and forth between two people, sending pictures of five people the other finds attractive while masturbating, until somebody ejaculates, winning the wank battle.

Phonk: Phonk - originally known as Memphis rap from the 90s. Known for its Darkside hip hop sounds, and sinister lyrics. Phonk has created multiple sub genres from the sounds, lyrics and beats originally produced. 808 cowbell is the most popular which was used in the song Tommy Wright -meet your maker Modern "phonk" can be divided into a few sub genres: Phonk - any type of music that's of heavy influence of 90s memphis phonk Drift phonk - drum and base fast pace beats with heavy use of the 808 cowbell House phonk - 90s house music beats mixed with 90s Memphis rap beats and lyrics Phonk much like all music has changed and divided its genres. Rock has indie rock. Techno has dubstep. Phonk has other phonk music...

Floor lying down: Lay on the floor and relieve your anxiety, the floor is more comfortable than the actual furniture…

zalgo text: Zalgo text is digital text that has been modified with combining characters (Unicode symbols that are generally used to stack diacritics above and below letters) to appear creepy or glitchy. Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia

glazing: meat-riding someone extremely hard, but it’s usually praising instead of hate.

meat computer: A way to describe your brain

rumspringa: Coming from the dutch word for "running around", this is the wildness that ensues when amish kids turn 16. They are given complete freedom to experiment with drugs, alcohol, and sex. I suddenly like the amish a lot more.

Crying in the club: Crying in the club is pretty much saying someone is getting emotional or being a bitch

paper hands: A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits

Air Dicking: The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point

ouiaboo: A ouiaboo (pronounced weeaboo is a non-French person who is obsessed with French culture. Similar to a weeaboo.

Bedicine: When all you need to get better is time in your bed.

loungerie: Stain free soft clothes you intend to lounge in.

finish him: classic line from Mortal Kombat.

sephora kid: a little shit of ages between 7 and 12 who destoys testers and screams drunk elephant everytime they see one of their products, usually in groups of 5 or 6, they also have deadbeat parents, are a subspecies of gen alpha

Precipiss: To pee from a high ledge, platform, or other location where a vertiginous urine-waterfall will result.

milkfake: a non dairy milk product like oat or almond milk, made as a substitute for dairy

whirlybird: An archaic synonym for helicopter, generally not used after the 1960's.