Urban Dictionary Mugs
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struggle dog: The act of making hot dogs but instead of a bun, you have to use what you got... which is generally sliced bread.
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Fleece Quarter Zip: the peak of the fashion industry. mwuah.
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Nalgón: Spanish slang, with a literal meaning of "large butt." Nalgón is masculine, nalgona is feminine. It refers to someone who is slow moving. It is often used by drivers when stuck behind such a person.
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Grippy Sock Jail: A common online name for a mental hospitals, often due to the fact that you get socks with grips on the bottoms instead of shoes.
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Wank battle: The act of messaging back and forth between two people, sending pictures of five people the other finds attractive while masturbating, until somebody ejaculates, winning the wank battle.
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Phonk: Phonk - originally known as Memphis rap from the 90s. Known for its Darkside hip hop sounds, and sinister lyrics. Phonk has created multiple sub genres from the sounds, lyrics and beats originally produced. 808 cowbell is the most popular which was used in the song Tommy Wright -meet your maker Modern "phonk" can be divided into a few sub genres: Phonk - any type of music that's of heavy influence of 90s memphis phonk Drift phonk - drum and base fast pace beats with heavy use of the 808 cowbell House phonk - 90s house music beats mixed with 90s Memphis rap beats and lyrics Phonk much like all music has changed and divided its genres. Rock has indie rock. Techno has dubstep. Phonk has other phonk music...
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Floor lying down: Lay on the floor and relieve your anxiety, the floor is more comfortable than the actual furniture…
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zalgo text: Zalgo text is digital text that has been modified with combining characters (Unicode symbols that are generally used to stack diacritics above and below letters) to appear creepy or glitchy. Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia
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glazing: meat-riding someone extremely hard, but it’s usually praising instead of hate.
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meat computer: A way to describe your brain
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rumspringa: Coming from the dutch word for "running around", this is the wildness that ensues when amish kids turn 16. They are given complete freedom to experiment with drugs, alcohol, and sex. I suddenly like the amish a lot more.
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Crying in the club: Crying in the club is pretty much saying someone is getting emotional or being a bitch
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paper hands: A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits
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Air Dicking: The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point
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ouiaboo: A ouiaboo (pronounced weeaboo is a non-French person who is obsessed with French culture. Similar to a weeaboo.
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loungerie: Stain free soft clothes you intend to lounge in.
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finish him: classic line from Mortal Kombat.
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sephora kid: a little shit of ages between 7 and 12 who destoys testers and screams drunk elephant everytime they see one of their products, usually in groups of 5 or 6, they also have deadbeat parents, are a subspecies of gen alpha
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Precipiss: To pee from a high ledge, platform, or other location where a vertiginous urine-waterfall will result.
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milkfake: a non dairy milk product like oat or almond milk, made as a substitute for dairy
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whirlybird: An archaic synonym for helicopter, generally not used after the 1960's.
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cake is just gay bread: fruit cake. fish cake. confetti cake. pineapple upside down cake. POUND CAKE..... cassatella di sant'Agata cakes from italy are shaped like boobies (look it up) to honor Saint Agatha of Sicily. Made of sponge, moistened with juice or liqueur, and stuffed with ricotta and chocolate. Decorated with marzipan, icing, and candied fruit....like come on oh and sugar? gay salt
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Boo Basket: a trend on TikTok where people (usually young women) purchase an assortment of cozy items and put them in a basket, these baskets are typically themed around a season or aesthetic, namely fall, hence the name "boo basket", but not all of them are fall-related. This trend seems to capitalize on the "overconsumption-core" trend on TikTok, where creators will buy excessive amount of items, usually beauty or bath products, and make an aesthetically pleasing video displaying the often alarmingly sized collections of said items, neatly arranged and color-coded. Essentially, it's just another iteration of people buying cutesy items they don't really need for clicks.
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Cutlery Drawer: When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer
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the mayor: one who everyone in the hood turns to when the have a problem, issue, concern, what have you the mayor usually is smart, and/or has some connections that he can use to help people
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smit: (adjective) short for smitten; to be nearly head-over-heels but not quite; feelings of being in love with no definite promise or intention of falling in love completely; charmed; infatuated, with the connotation that there are no particular reasons for such intense feelings. More innocent in connotation than the synonym whipped.
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chookas: Theatrical slang used mainly in Australia to wish performer good luck. Synonymous to "break a leg".
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land shark: A land shark is a code used in veterinary medicine that refers to an animal that is vicious and deemed unsafe. This only happens if the animal has gotten lose and bit someone.