Urban Dictionary Mugs

Conflama: Conflama is a "campy" word that can be used when conflict and drama are occuring simultaneously. It's a contraction of the words conflict + drama = conflama.

Edward 40 Hands: Duct taping 40 ounce beers to each hand.

God bless: May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.

Captain Save a Ho: The expression, "Captian Save a Ho," is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers' services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.

Good Day Sir: A quick and curt way to end a conversation, putting a thin polite spin on the rude abruptness. Most uses of this phrase are referencing actor Gene Wilder's portrayal of Willy Wonka in the 1971 movie "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory," where Wonka informs Charlie he has lost the contest because he drank the burp soda, a breach in the contract he signed. "You lose! Good day, SIR!" Wonka screams at Charlie before turning back to his desk. Linking to an animated gif of the scene with the audio intact is a popular way to assert you are done with an argument on the internet.

pocket sand: a small amount of granulated rock particles carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace

nah: Used when "no" is too formal, and "nope" is too casual. If it's ever capitilized, you're using it wrong.

puriteen: A (almost always) young person on the internet who thinks that the internet has to conform to being entirely sfw, and puts all of their time and energy into attempting to police art and media for any remote depiction of sexuality they personally disagree with. They are often seen screaming in comments sections and making personal attacks against nsfw artists over a drawing, when their anger would be better directed towards real people who genuinely advocate for harmful behavior. Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.

Ticker: A "ticker" is any person who participates in a hobby that contains a large number feats to be accomplished whereby their personal understanding of success or victory in this field is correlated to how close to 100% of the accomplishments they can "tick" off their list. This applies to hikers looking to summit the highest peak in all 50 states, bird watchers, visiting the countries of the world, trying all of the restaurants in a large city and bedding every last male and/or female on the planet. This term is often used in a pejorative sense as oftentimes the desire to "tick" things off one's list interferes with one's actual enjoyment or even awareness of the act. Ticking is also almost always associated with some degree of nerdery.

Trashnado: A small trash filled tornado known to occur in strip mall parking lots

big in japan: To say/pretend you are someone of stature somewhere else, meaningless and not verifiable where you currently are.

baconeggandcheese: A New York delicacy consisting of a roll, semi-scrambled egg, american cheese, and bacon. You can get this from the corner store or bodega. It is not a "bacon, egg, and cheese" it is one word. It is primarily served with an Arizona Ice Tea.

botlicker: similiar to bootlicker, someone who is overly deferential to AI and is willfully blind to the catastrophic use of artificial intelligence. they use AI in all art forms, supports hiring AI over people, and has possibly already succumbed to the negative cognitive impact of dependency on AI

clownfidence: noun; the quality of having misplaced confidence in a losing argument, to the point of becoming hilarious to the audience.

the american way: the wrong way, but faster

Alert Fatigue: The feeling you get when you have received so many alerts or notifications that you no longer care.

rice: Also known as Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements, or pointless/ugly visual customization is a term used by real car enthusiasts for extremely cosmetically modified cars back in the 2000s and the early 2010s to mock the owners that did horrible cosmetic modifications to their vehicles. Nowadays, rice can also be done by any "car guy" influenced by social media such as Instagram or TikTok, and can add many pointless things onto their vehicle, such as liveries that serve no purpose or mimic a style, extremely wide wheels that are either replicas or actual real wheels, an extreme amount of unnecessary wheel tilt (or, camber) or the usual plastic tow hooks known as "tsurikawas". These rice vehicles have no performance mods and will remain slower than an average Toyota Prius driven by an old lady. These types of rice cars are also a danger to the road, and most of them are well-known to be seen in the car scene as the illegal type of meets known as "sideshows", or "takeovers".

dude ranch: a ranch where the owner of it does no work on it. instead he hires people to do the normal work associated with a ranch. george bush likes to play cowboy at his in texas.

Flex Offender: A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

crash out: Means to get really mad or upset; lose all your self control.

pretendian: Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.

Momster truck: Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.

history: What repeats itself over and over and over again.

screw face: caribbean/jamaican slang, meaning "to make an angry face"

goonlight: This is a term first used by Nick from Nick's strength and power in late 2020. This refers to the lighting which is used by bodybuilders and gym goers when they take selfies and trying to show off their physics. This lighting along with the camera angle often make people look more muscular and shredded and it is not a real reflection of what their body looks in real life.

Crow bro: A crow that is so legit and chill that it officially qualifies as a bro.

Tacticool: A portmanteau of "tactical" and "cool". Describes equipment, clothing, or cars that evokes a military aesthetic (e.g. being all black or camo, having straps, velcro patches, tactical rails, an "angry face" or huge tires for cars, combat boots in general). Tacticool things are usually used by people who think they're the main character or would have any chance in a real fight, or are just misanthropic in general and want to feel safe from like. trans people or whatever.

rope a dope: a strategy to appear weak to convince an opponent to attack and fall into a trap. a joke that suggests one thought just to set up a twist.