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cheugy psyops: A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?” The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others. You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!! It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

psyop: Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

lil mad: lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

Thumb Day: When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

compost me: A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

AAVE: It’s an abbreviation for African American Vernacular English With words including clout, simp, bussin, musty, lit, turnt, ALLAT stuff NO IT IS NOT “Gen Z” language shi been around yall slow

Hackfresse: The german word for a man or woman who is really ugly as night. The association is that "hack" means that the face ( german slang: Fresse) looks like been chopped by a mixer.

Peccadilloes: 1. Slight sins or offenses 2. Petty crimes or small infractions 3. Las Vegas Punk Rock!

New York Times: Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.

Sneaky Link: Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.

Cheugy: A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard." Things that are cheugy: The New York Times PT Cruisers Goldendoodles Australians Addison Rae White people Billionaires The person writing this definition

Carpe DM: A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Mutual: Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)

chronic cringe: when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

pee pee poo poo hours: When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

parasocial: A buzz word being used to refer to creators and influencers forming or encouraging unhealthy relationships with their fans. Usually used in the context of young audiences feeling they have a relationship with the influencer due to the huge amount of the influencer’s content they consume. The influencer in question, however, is unaware of the fan’s existence other than the general knowledge of having fans. Common examples include Dream and his stans. These relationships are exacerbated by the influencers confirming they have more than a creator-to-viewer relationship. The word is circulating due to various YouTube essays about the phenomenon using the word, and therefore people who enjoy complaining about influencers repeating what they heard in the video in any comments section they can find.

stupid people: Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

Horrorscope: A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.

factory settings: 1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child. 2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.

blamestorming: v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem (from a TV ad for HD television)

Finance Punk: A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

kilig: 1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs. When kilig, one may experience the following: *butterflies in one's stomach *heart melting *shivers down one's spine *irrepressible noises from one's mouth *uncontrollable smiling *an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

dirtpilled: When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

jabbed: Got the covid-19 vaccine

how high are you: Yes

Dula Peep: A sarcastic name for singer and songwriter Dua Lipa

Bruh: The best answer to literally anything

Dejagoo: Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.