Urban Dictionary Tees

schlep: A long and tiresome walk. Origin: Yiddish.

Cuck chair: That single chair in a hotel room that’s always somehow facing the bed.

decorative gourd: THE most useless thing known to man. have you even heard of a decorative gourd? bet you haven't. bet you have seen one. but why do they exist.

Zugzwang: German word for "compulsion to move." Zugzwang is a term used in chess when it's your turn to move a piece, but regardless of where you move, you will be at a disadvantage. In other words Zugzwang is when you need to move, but you don't want to because of the terrible conditions.

Gashte Ershad: A specific kind of police force in Iran that roughly translates to "morality police". They are corrupt to the core and should not exist. The term can also be used as a curse word since they are all nasty little shits.

sext-husband: A husband that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person.

Federize: To completely dominate another player in any sport or game, particularly in tennis. Originates from Roger Federer, the master of Federization

Gomad: 1. Am acronym for "gallon of milk a day". A method used by practitioners of bodybuilding to put on significant amounts of muscle by consuming a gallon of milk, every single day. Frequently used in a facetious manner, denoting the ridiculous lengths people go to for the purpose of bulking up.

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress: The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

urge surfing: Or riding the wave. Knowing your feelings will pass … ride the wave without judging , usually goes on within ourselves when a “trigger event “ happens

potaint: This refers to the soft and sensitive part of a potato

Mourn Hub: A nickname for a funeral home

mourny: The feeling of extreme horniness during times of great emotional pain.

wooden onesie: a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

covid virgin: A term coined in 2021 by Dr. Sam Fawaz to describe a person who has had neither the covid-19 virus nor any vaccine for said virus

chardonnay mom: Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.

Blursday: The day you are presently living but have no idea what day it actually is.

good clean fun!: Usually refers to activities that are rated for all audiences and does not involve any of the following: sex, drugs, alcohol

cockamamie: Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

queening: British Term :- The act of a woman sitting on her subserviants face for the majority of the day. Also known as throning

kayfabe: Term in pro wrestling. Kayfabe was the unsaid rule that the wrestlers should stay in character during the show and in public appearences in order to maintain a feeling of reality (albeit suspended) among the fans

tradwife: Short for "traditional wife." Used in alt-right circles to refer to women that embody traditionally feminine and wifely qualities (submissiveness, chastity, willingness to do household chores, etc).

pigloo: n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada. .................

Sweet summer child: from Game of Thrones: a person who doesn't know the hardships of winter often used when someone has no experience with a particular (stressful) thing

blep: the act of a cat sticking its tongue out slightly without realizing it, often for long periods of time

Hot af: The state of being super attractive or burning up by the sun/fire.

cuck fluffer: Someone who is relegated to the sidelines so much that they're not even a cuck, they're the person in charge of giving the cuck a blowjob to get the cuck hard so that the cuck can sit in the corner and masturbate using his own tears as lube while someone else fucks his wife.

dad movie: A dad movie is the kind of movie that fathers watch and advise you to watch. This kind of movies usually contain middle aged dudes beating other dudes and winning the love of their lives