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Lie-Fi: When your phone or tablet indicates that you are connected to a wireless network, however you are still unable to load webpages or use any internet services with your device
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GET GROWN: To get better, develop, or improve.
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Flip-flocks: flip-flocks - The heinous combination of flip-flops and socks.
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no chill zone: You ain't got no chill, like you don't take shit lightly. Your zone is always turnt. There is no turning down when you are in your zone.
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Google proved: When your trying to prove someone wrong and immediately refer to Google to debunk there theory
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3 o'clock flop: the sensation that happens after eating carbs for lunch
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Dick-wap: the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object
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Refriend: To pass your old hoe to one of your friends.
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girlfriend tax: The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you've already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn't want anything.
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dickheading: Taking a dick pick angling the camera up towards ones face, covering your head with your dick head. Resulting in an image of a dick with arms.
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pundint: A common misspelling of the word "pundit," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.
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AM BM: Morning (AM) bowel movement (BM). The first poop of the day, almost always taken immediately upon awakening in the morning. A "beer dump" is a type of AM BM, but not all AM BMs are beer dumps.
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on my mama: honest to god, I swear on my mother!
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emoji illiterate: Someone who doesn't know how to read an emoji.
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boy smell: Boys smell like basic laundry detergent, plain soap, a little bit of protein powder, and fresh rubber.
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spwl: text talk acronym standing for 'stroking penis while laughing'
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Adulting: Adulting (v): to do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9-5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.
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Ivaginary Friend: An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.
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Burritoing: Burritoing (Verb) - The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.
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coolin: another word for chillin. hanging out in the house doing you.
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boob cuddle: When one rests their head on breast while cuddling. Fondling may or may not happen.
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Dusty balls: A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.
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deadbeat kids: Having children that just aren't worth supporting
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wedmate: In the wake of the recent legalization of LGBT marriage in the U.S. , this gender-neutral noun refers to a person about to get married very soon or recently did so, for either LGBTQ or straight people. (synonyms: bride, groom).
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get your balls wet: The phrase get your balls wet is intended to indicate that one must go balls deep or balls out giving one's activity 100% effort
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emotional whore: A person who shares the most intimate details of their life/heartbreak/feelings with strangers because it's cheaper than mental healthcare, and not subject to the same bias or advice that the person could receive from someone closer to the situation.
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dirty dick hands: When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands. Abbreviation: DDH
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Finna yack: When in absolute disgust one says "finna yack" meaning, I'm going to puke. Could also express disagreement or physical illness.