Urban Dictionary Tees

Jizzneyland: When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.

trump basket: A toilet bowl.

wealth care: Excellent health care reserved exclusively for the wealthy.

hows the weather up there: A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.

ratfucker: The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who ratfucked his way into the Whitehouse with Russian hacking, slanderous lies from FBI director James Comey, and the archaic, undemocratic, and fucked Electoral College. Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling american society, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. You’ve been ratfucked.

from the giddy up: From the beginning.

Trumpcare: Government healthcare program thought up by a group of rich white men posing as politicians that will provide you with enough coverage for a band-aid. Unless of course you are one of the rich.

presidential comb over: When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.

spank bank overdraft: When you masterbate so much your spank bank is now into overdraft

Shamrock'd: (Noun) Getting drunk on St. Patrick's Day

manonmansplaining: The act of explaining man on man sexual intercourse to another person.

lucky sock: What most teenage boys use to masturbate

Chunion: A form of armpit odour that resembles a combination of cheese and onion. Usually experienced after hard work or a hot day.

Corn Puck: A hard round constipating turd. Induced by too much starch and not enough fiber in the diet.

Strand-up comedy: The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

highwear: N. The sunglasses you put on when your eyes are displaying the effects of marijuana.

fake news: A term formerly useful for describing websites consisting entirely of intentionally fabricated news stories, but now used to describe virtually anything that does not mesh with one's own views.

nmh: NMH stand for Nodding My Head as a direct opposite of the popular abbreviation SMH, Shaking My Head. NMH is often used to express approval or joy.

hater steak: Something you feed haters, has to be juicy lies that will get them to bite

reality challenged: (adj.) being in a state in which one is utterly and completely unable to distinguish fact from fiction, and is thus obviously and undeniably full of shit.

donald trump tie: Donald Trump ties are cheap, poorly-made rags that are sold a discount and second-hand stores. People wearing these ties are those who wish they had more in their wallet than just lint. Generally, tie-wearers are wanna-bes who are looking for some attention and something to brag about. In reality, they are just embarassing themselves and all other other tie-wearers around the world.

crumplesack: An individual who performs less than satisfactorily to the chagrin and sometimes amusement of his or her associates, crew, or squadron.

daymare: A vivid, unpleasant mental image (as in a nightmare) conjured in broad daylight, such as an impending crash, or a thought of a loved one in distress, which can cause a strong emotional response such as fear or horror.

Bannonite: Noun. Disciples of the dark lord Steve Bannon.

trash dove: One of the shittest and most annoying things on the internet. First seen in january, 2016. In february, 2017, it went viral, and began to invade all over the internet. You can see at least one comment with this bird in facebook pages. There are numerous pages and groups created about this. Also there are millions of protesters around the world.

nametake: The reverse of namesake; a person you are named after.

musical masturbation: A plague of many modern electric guitarists. Long and excessive solo on the guitar or other instrument, to show technical superiority rather than compositional and songwriting skills.

bureauclast: (noun): Someone appointed to help destroy or dismantle the agency for which he or she ostensibly works.