Urban Dictionary Tees

kleptocracy: A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.

fidget spinner: A pacifier for the hands

Dadalicious: A "dad" or "father" that has managed to stay hot, hip, happenin' and relevent despite his children's claims that he has "no game".

Flirt to Convert: The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church

Trump-years: An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Trump was the saddest of time warps known). Now, "Trump-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man is in office.

Trump AF: Basically, doing or saying any of the horrible things that Trump would do.

paris pullout: When you are having really great sex with the woman of your dreams, but decide at the last minute to pull out and go jerk off with your tiny little hands and shoot your dusty, clumpy load onto an American flag instead, to make sure no one else has as awesome and huge orgasm as you.

danananana batman: The theme song or opening of the old school version, of batman. it mainy appears when batman suddenly jumps out of no where and then the theme song plays. this song is a trademark of the popular series, ''Batman.''

Gronking: Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Fart of deception: This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Meat umbrella: When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing

baby bird hands: Handling someone/something with the upmost care. Being gentle.

Class Woody: A boner that you get in class when you are thinking of hot girls instead of listening to the teacher. These boners help to make class go faster but, can be dangerous if you are asked a question related to the subject and your boner is not hidden.

SNL-ed: SNL-ed when a political or otherwise famous person does/says something so goofy that it requires them to be spoofed on Saturday Night Live.

procaffination: The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.

emptiful: (adjective) Fully, or completely empty.

fye: another word for tight

donutations: The expectation of a donation of a donut. (Usually ends in heartbreak.)

Covfefe: (n.) When you want to say "coverage" but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.

Covfefe: Covfefe, Russian word that translates literally as 'I quit' or 'I leave' or 'I resign.'

Chawed on: When you really go to town on something your eating

hotdog holidays: Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day

feel some type of way: A unknown or crazy feeling about a situation

backfired: Verb; An attempt to fix something in which the fixing actually makes the situation worse for you. Common on the internet when an arguement "backfires" and makes you look stupid.

War Room: When a group of people in a room get turnt on the same subject and it pisses everyone in the room off

break green: To share cannabis with friends or strangers

alt-laws: Inlaws that are Trump supporters

Resting Murder Face: When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.